#tonytalks

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DlLF!Nanami who hires you as a live-in nanny for his adopted son, Yuji, on the long weekdays when he knows he has far too much overtime. Who’ll come home late and exhausted, sighing as he tugs his tie off- only to see you and Yuji curled up sleeping on the couch. Toys all around you. Waiting for his daddy.

DlLF!Nanami who carries both of you - yes, both of you - separately to your bedrooms. Only you wake up in the middle of being carried and mumble the sweetest sleepy things- “Y’know, Yuji said the funniest thing today.” “What?” “He said he wanted a younger brother.”

DlLF!Nanami who ends up with you on all fours and his aching length shoving into you from behind. Pushing you through the headboard while he leans over and whispers to you to be quiet - wouldn’t wanna wake the ‘older brother’ now, would you?

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Higuruma who’s the nice one in bed—and Nanami who’s surprisingly the mean one. The one that edges you until you’re crying, and the attorney that negotiates overstimuIating you instead. Higuruma who coos and whispers soft whispers into your ear- meanwhile Nanami speaks the fiIthiest things because he knows that no one would ever believe you if you said that Nanami Kento said such heinous sentences. That gentleman? Never. Higuruma who finishes first- and Nanami who teases him for it. Before they’re both fighting to see who makes you finish first.

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Nerd!Nanami who goes up to all his professors and begs and BEGS that if they ever end up partnering students in class- to kindly set him up with you. And they Iove their star student, of course they’re going to agree. Nerd!Nanami who blushes n’ fidgets with you the entire time that he’s seated next to you—while you’re just speechless and wondering whether you should start the project yourself. He does most of the work, of course (he insists, he just asks you to…sit in front of him so that he can stare at you the entire time). Nerd!Nanami who you find isn’t really stoic at all, like his reputation says- he blushes, he stutters, he vibrates with excitement the entire time he’s with you. The only thing is that you’ll have to be the one to ask him out because he might be good at a lot of things- but talking to you isn’t one (he faints once you ask him out).

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Idol!Gojo who actually likes getting caught up in dating scandaIs with you- he’ll stand just a little too close to you at an awards show n’ run straight back home to scroll through social media. He’ll giggle at the theories, he’ll screenrecord the edits, he’ll kick his feet in the air as he goes through the fanfiction. Idol!Gojo who accidentally…likes one of the posts speculating about this relationship- even worse, on the official account. And it doesn’t matter how quick he takes back the like, because fans have already screenshotted it n’ made it trend. Idol!Gojo who has to make an official statement at a press conference. All fans and reporters watching: “Yes, I did accidentally like the post. Yes, I was standing too close to her. No, we’re not dating…yet.” 

He might just have to make another statement.

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Unckuna who’s forced to prove to Yuji’s lil’ friends that yes he actually does have a girlfriend, and yes it actually is you, and yes he really did manage to pull you (what the hell does ‘no rizz’ mean and why did they keep saying that?) 

They don’t believe him even when he pulls out cutesy videos of you together, they don’t believe him when he calls you and puts you on speaker (AI-generated? What the hell was that?), they don’t believe him even when he begs you to come over and you do—

“How much did he pay you?” Nobara asks, and he feels like crying. Next step is to propose and invite these three to his wedding.

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Welcome, husband- I mean husband. Whoops, meant husband- actually I meant husband- I MEAN HIGURUMA HIROMI.

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Older bf!Kuna who can’t understand all those silly references you make—why the hell are you calling him the Wolverine to your Deadpool? The hottie hottie to your bag of Takis? What the hell is a sigma rizzler? Why are you laughing at him when he says it?

Older bf!Kuna who can’t understand why you insist on saying you’ll get him pregnant- when he can do the same to you so much easier. Has science developed that far?! He supposes he could really induIge you in one m-pregnancy if you want to…

Older bf!Kuna who gets offended when you find a silver hair in his signature pink locks- what do you mean he’s aging? Joke once more about him being unc and you’re getting foIded in half and stuffed full aaaaaall night.

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Gojo with a secret wife that he doesn’t inform the elders about, not even the students, barely even his friends - you’re his secret, just for him. 

Gojo with a secret wife who visits him during work sometimes, dropping off the lunch that he forgot, humming sweet things to him that makes the strongest flush - and everyone’s wondering just who you are. 

Gojo with a secret wife who everyone asks about (‘how the hell did he pull you?’); because there’s no way the strongest is married, right? No way someone can stand him long enough? No way a weapon could? And yet- they see the way he looks at you, and there’s no way you could be anything but married.

Just wait until he tells them about your kids.