#too common

[branchnation]

Wranch is so silly. Hey I need to unscrew this bolt.. If only I had a pair of gays lying around...

exactly why i think im the only one who uses it haha. I love that it's silly it's what aaron would want and herm would reluctantly go along with it

the other option is heron which okay cute like a bird but also a little close to the drug... or Brice but that's ugly and also not funny

or arm. arm is funny damn it why didn't I think of it before

[rainbat]

me being a functioning human vs randomly smiling like an idiot in public because i thought of tyrus

[vladtheunfollower]

morally outraged when it’s convenient and easy

[arthropooda]

[mekanikaltrifle]

anytime I accidentally typo a j into my words it's like I'm secretly possessed by a Dutch man and he's trying to manifest...

[slicksquid]

I love splatoon team who only replays games that they lose

[rushpoetics-blog]

Bed of Flowers

Lay me down in a bed of flowers and sing sweet hymns to me. Tell me all of your desires and who you hope to be. Dress me in a gown of silk as white as ivory. Now kiss me once apon my lips so yours forever I will be.

Then forget our past ignore it all, slowly stop loving me. Hold my neck between your hands and stop this beating heart. Allow me now to drift away so at last I may be free - rush poetics