#too much laughter

[tigergirltail]

Taryon: "When she was finished, I curled into a ball..."

Grog/Travis: "Did you cast Sanctuary??"

[gleefully-macabre]

By the way, it is VERY difficult to juggle while watching this show.

[thejadepriestess]

OMG XD

[meeko1459]

My friend, attempting to start a normal conversation: *sarcastic joy* guess who back?

Me: with a brand new rap

[pyronium-blog1]

I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM

[demokron]

i just played CAH with my mom sister borther and dad and my dad got three of my favorite cards ( tentacle porn, pixelated bukakke, and sexual peeing ) and i had to explain to my mom how i knew what watersports is and she was thoroughly offended

[bamboofoxfireproductions]

Reason #48678473858747 Not to do Drugs

Pentagram's lead singer Bobby Liebling once tried to make Macaroni in his parents' kitchen and ended up setting them on fire while he was on drugs

He fucking managed to catch WET NOODLES on FIRE BECAUSE HE WAS HIGH

HOW DOES ONE CATCH WET NOODLES ON FIRE

[aliberationbroadcast]

Sylvia: RAWR!!!!

Me: Who do you think you are? A dinosaur? I already have one of those. Application rejected. Please try again.

Sylvia: DAMMIT WOMAN!! Being an extinct animal isn't good enough for you?!

Me: Bwahaha! Seriously though!

Sylvia: I'll reapply for WOOLY FUCKING MAMMOTH then. I'm big enough.

Me: Sorry, application rejected on basis of unknown animal self-depreciation.

Sylvia: MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT! Sabertooth tiger?

Me: You're damn well feisty enough.

Sylvia: Oh yeah!! I will rock those fangs!