#too scottish

[chalk-boards]

whatever sigh said might be funny, if only zero could understand what the fuck he said

[griffinriot]

Any chance of more apples from Scrumpy Donnie?

Something my mum genuinely just asked my dad.

[anniesdm]

I should probably stay away from the James McAvoy tag, it's dangerous for my health and only brings me pain.

[catiematie]

Well now that I am thoroughly informed about Scotts lawn care products, I think it's bed time.