Bro I mean it, roleplay is cringe-
Ah, and yet, my dear, you are yourself roleplaying at this very moment—casting yourself in the role of the Unmoved Critic, the Dispassionate Observer, the Arbiter of Cool, as if standing upon some imagined pedestal, gazing down upon those of us who dare to enjoy ourselves.
You step upon the stage of my domain, delivering your lines with the practiced air of one who believes their opinion to be both fresh and devastating, as though your words are the first of their kind to ever grace the world.
But tell me, truly, is there anything more cringe than pretending to be above joy?
To fashion oneself as too lofty, too detached, too unimpressed to partake in something simply because it is done with enthusiasm?
To sneer at creativity, at passion, at the sheer delight of storytelling, as though such things lessen a person rather than enrich them?
No, I fear the true tragedy here is yours.
For where I spin worlds and weave narratives, where I find kindred spirits and laughter and joy, you are left with nothing but this: a hollow attempt to diminish what you do not understand.
Ah, yes, "roleplay is cringe"—and yet, I can hear the unmistakable sound of your court jester hat jingling in the distance, as if it’s some sort of tomfoolery calling card. You, standing there with all the dignity of a reluctant participant in the grand theater of the absurd, wearing your disdain like a badge of honor, but somehow—oddly—still managing to perform in the most dramatic way imaginable.
It’s almost as if your very words are an invitation to the stage, dear friend. You say "cringe," but I can practically hear the rustle of your costume as you approach the spotlight.
Are you not the one performing here, wearing the hat of judgment while simultaneously playing the role of the critic who can’t seem to look away?
The jester’s bells ring louder with every insult, my friend. Perhaps you should be mindful of the act you’ve chosen.
But worry not—I roleplay not only out of enjoyment but out of generosity, and thus, I shall grant you a role as well. You may be The One Who Scrolled Too Far, The One Who Lurks in Shadows and Yet Complains of the Light, The Fool Who Mistook Passion for Shame.
And should you wish to rewrite your character into something less embarrassing, well… I am sure there is a roleplay server somewhere that would gladly have you.
Not me though. Have the day you deserve.