☆TRIPLE TROUBLE☆[Chapter one: rude awakening.]
(Blitzwing, reader, random civilians.) HOTHEAD **icy** *random*
You were rudely awakened by the sound of your ring tone (Monstarrr by Ennaria) going off on your nightstand “The fuck? It's 9am, who calls at this hour?” picking up your phone, you recognize the contact as ‘Blitzwing >:3’ answering the call your met with Random “*Hallo mein bunni!*” *bunny? That was new.* you thought, then Heard an explosion In the background and Hothead yelling at optimus prime to go choke on a sandpaper spike- pfft! You had to forcefully hold in a laugh at the girly scream you heard in the background. “Blitzwing, what the hell is happening, what did you do?” “**we may or may not have set part of the city on fire.**” you were so going to yell at them later. “WHY?!” you exclaimed, wondering why the actual fuck, and how the actual fuck they set part of the city on fire. Hothead answered, loud as ever. “SOME STUPID VENDOR TRIED TO SCAM US!” hothead yelled angrily into the phone. “So you set a part of the city on fire?” you said, absolutely not amused, now seeing the cloud of smoke outside your window a few miles away. “**In our defense, they shot at us.**” Icy answered calmly. You sighed, tired and not necessarily wanting to deal with their shenanigans the second you wake up. “Blitzwing. If you don't put out that fire, and apologize to any injured mechs or humans, I'm taking away your snacks for a month.” you said in a rather serious voice that made it clear you weren't happy. “*NO! NOT OUR SNACKS! MEIN LIEBLING DONT TORTURE US SO!*” random cried, dramatic as ever but that's one of the main things that made you fall for him. “Then fix your mess, apologize to any affected, and Any buildings you destroyed WILL be rebuilt on your time, understood?” you heard a rather pathetic ‘yes ma'am’ before hanging up with a ‘love you bye’. He was back for a week, first day and he's already being a menace to society…wouldn't have him any other way~♡
