#toothpsate

[paturgoalie]

have a good day brenda and ashlye

[dollababy]

describe each member of the hoodriches?

omg ok

olivia (haurlds): shes a little firecracker who has the cutest grandma and a dad that doesnt like to buckle his belt omg shes like getting kicked in the gut but in a good way omg i love her so much it makes me cry

kait (bradfors): is fuckin hot!1!!! she’s that yellow spot of snow that stands out rlly well and i love her apparently im in a lesbian relationship with her #lait idk but she makes stop breathing shes so funny

zoe (pixidusts): shes so innocent and i think me, kait, and liv are making her become bad but she sooo sweet and i just wanna squeeze her till she bursts :)))

ashley (toothpsate): she’s a lil cutie who looks like cece frey and i love her ok short and sweet

ellen (paromore): she’s like that extra bright cloud on a sunny day i love her too ok

rich (billionarry): i dont talk to him much but he’s a little firecracker who is in a relationship with niall and likes to send selfies to kait and i thought his name was pedro until like yesterday ok

dev (elctra): shes a jamacian queen who im pretty sure is high 99% of the time and rlly shes just dev thats all i can say

alaysha (assliam): i haven’t seen her b4 but im pretty sure shes actually camila cabello idk but she such a cool cat ok 

val (savedhaven): i also think shes haley williams shes a sassy lil nigga i will say but i love her so

alana (evenpetars): is this pretty little nigga who is so adorable i wanna squeeze her till she pops :)))

ok thats all im doing the rest i dont really talk to soo yeah

BUT YOU ALL ARE MY NIGGAS UNTIL THE END WHO I LOVE SO MUCH IT HURTS <3 

[jawllines]

describe each member of the hoodrich

okayyy um

Kaitlyn (bradfors): Kait is a punk ass bitch who owes me money. She’s sarcastic and loves lauren #lait I love her though and she’s sweet AND HER VOICE IS SO CUTE I CANT 

Lauren (louislys): is fantastic and changed the group page and its fantastic here it is. I love her very much. AND SHE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY She is also sassy as fuck watch out for her

Alaysha (assliam): Alayshit is one of the most amazing little fucks you will meet i love her to death jfc. But she won’t accept that harry is mine

Ashley (toothpsate): Is as funny as fuck like I can barely breathe when she’s on i love her 

Chantal (frenkoceans): Is so sweet omfg. We don’t talk a lot but we need too

Sami (moansharry): Has taught me the way of the sloth. I have a fucking folder because of her but she’s amazing and funny and people try to sell her coupons 

Ellen (paromore): Is funny as fuck but gives me low blog rates because she sucks

Zoe (pixidusts): Is a little shit but she laughs at my lait fanfics which makes me make more so kait and lauren can thank her for that. 

Gabbi (znarry): I don’t talk to her much but when I do I’m pissing so thumbs up to her 

Alana (evenpetars): Is so adorable like I literally can”t stand it like she won’t stop being cute for five seconds

Val (savedhaven): Acts like she doesn’t love me even though she knows she does

Dev (elctra): Is my black friend i love her so much jfc we smoke weed together on Sundays

Rich (billonarry): Wants to fuck Niall and we actually just started talking yesterday. He does not l have coupons

The rest either never come on or I don’t talk to them at all so yeah

i LOVE THEM SO MUCH JFC