Y'all, enough Top!Ghost who fucks Soap stupid and is always mean and stuff, enough Bottom!Soap who is weak and needs his big strong boyfriend to save him.
Gimme more sad pathetic wet-cat Ghost.
Gimme a Ghost who grew up seeing his mum and dad's relationship and is now scared to do the same. Who finds his Johnny and is so scared to mess it up. Who, when they have sex for first time, cries.
Gimme a proud and confident Soap who sees this pathetic little freak and is like "oh yeah, I'ma get this guy pregnant". Who yes, is there to comfort Ghost through the tears, is also balls deep in the man and has him squished against the bed.
Soap's very much the "alpha" and "top" and "dom", whereas Ghost is just pathetic and wants to be kissed and maybe railed until he can't walk straight.
He's so awkward about his flirting too. The jokes (though they can hardly be called that), the staring, the little trinkits he places around for his Johnny. I think at one point he literally is like "I'm in love with you, wanna see a sheep that I found and maybe marry me afterwards?"
Soap is the one pinning Ghost against the mat in sparring, Ghost is the one who's dying of embarrassment because he has a raging hard-on and "goddammit, what if I make it awkward??" (Meanwhile Soap is actively trying to provoke the man and has already made several suggestions to continue this in the bedroom. They all go over Ghost's head.)
Anyways, can y'all tell I've been reading 09 stuff lately? Idk, my noise machine I use to sleep suddenly stopped making sound and I woke up and now I can't go back to sleep. The last time this happened I literally made MLPxCoD thoughts that I am genuinely a little scared of. (Not x like shipping, you freaks, like if the 141 were ponies what kind of pony would they be). I'll probably wake up tomorrow and be like "wtf? Did I make this?" But that's a future me probably 😎
