Aug 16
Had a dream I met the GOAT Shane Madej and got invited onto Top 5 Beatdown 😔 why must it be a dream
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Had a dream I met the GOAT Shane Madej and got invited onto Top 5 Beatdown 😔 why must it be a dream
watcher has GOT to let me on as a guest. like duuuuude. spltlvlhous in puppet history.... wolfy in puppet history?
also me on Top 5 Beatdown
except its us ranking top five spltlvlhous posts and we just act like yes this is something everyone knows about when really i just had them scour through my blog to find their favorites and then when its my turn its a tumblr post that doesnt exist
oh turns out there’s an episode of top 5 beatdown that never got posted cuz the guest was being volatile🧐
HOW THEFUCKKK have we not gotten top 5 beatdown sodas yet????
The Top 5 Chain Restaurants episode is still one of the best T5B eps ever.
Steven loves to get pegged at Cracker Barrel. The pegging never stops.
A whole lot of hand shaking.
"Let me tell you about Red Lobster. Cheddar- " - " Bay- " - "Biscuits!" - "Goddamn." - "Did you say goddamn?" - "The greatest biscuit." - "Cheddar Bay Biscuits made you blaspheme?"
Shrimp of the Void.
Steven waxing poetically about Skyline Chili, ignoring the various noises of disgust from Ryan and Shane. "Let's start with the threeway." Translucent cheese.
"Very Icarus-like. He flew a little too close to the sun here." "You know what Icarus did that you never did? He flew." "And he died. In the sun." "You're gonna die one day." "He burned to death." "You will also burn to death."
Denny's at number 1 and how fucking fast Shane reveals it. Ryan clearly going for a high five, Shane hugging him instead. The ghoul boys celebrating while Steven stares directly into camera.
"I even put two little crowns! Those crowns are for you and for me!" - "Oh my God, dude, two kings sitting at fucking Denny's."
An iconic episode all around. I love it when all three Watcher guys are in a video together. <3
I do love that usually when something relatively niche gets listed on top 5 beatdown, the person who listed it seems genuinely surprised no one else knows what they’re talking about. very funny to me and also something that I encounter frequently in my life (both ways).
Steven Lim dealing with Ryan Bergara's chip opinions.
Best youtuber dynamic of all time.