Your Friendly Neighborhood Disaster Human

gemma || she/her puppet history influencer (/j) the professor’s #1 fan (true)

[sweetaspiesammy]

dad praying to god for help. mom still can’t find her drugs. daughter is a buddhist now. sons making out. I love this christian family 🙏

[lowly-worm]

pawpaw GIT

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[sweetaspiesammy]

I hope alicent has accepted by now that she is just objectively bad at raising sons

[sodor-memetime]

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[tallwife]

return of the king

[sweetaspiesammy]

sometimes a supernatural post I made years ago will end up back in reblog circulation and I’ll read it and just be like damn. I miss being crazy. I’ve never had so much fun on the internet.

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[deadmegumi]

ultimately despite it's many flaws the boys has justified it's existence as a homelander reaction gif generator

[deadmegumi]

Generational shit I use these every day and it's not even a fraction of the wealth he's given us

[deadmegumi]

These buzzer beaters .... gonna miss u bud

[deadmegumi]

hang his jersey from the rafters man

[justjensenanddean]

New BTS photo of Jensen Ackles, Antony Starr and Karl Urban | The Boys, 3x06 "Herogasm".

[sweetaspiesammy]

annie is better than me bc if my boyfriend wanted to name our baby after a girl he dated I would simply shoot him

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[samdyke]

the thing is dean killing himself in the finale is kinda funny now. dean funeral is funny. vampire juggalo barn incident. of course. we can laugh. But on november 19th 2020 it was the most serious thing in the world

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[wellwaterhysteria]

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[violetganache42]

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.

(Sources: Wall Street Journal and Hollywood Reporter)