Your Friendly Neighborhood Disaster Human

gemma || she/her puppet history influencer (/j) the professor’s #1 fan (true)

[sweetaspiesammy]

dad praying to god for help. mom still can’t find her drugs. daughter is a buddhist now. sons making out. I love this christian family 🙏

[tempest-likes-worms]

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[fortitude-nine-point-eight]

[lowly-worm]

pawpaw GIT

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[sweetaspiesammy]

I hope alicent has accepted by now that she is just objectively bad at raising sons

[sodor-memetime]

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[tallwife]

return of the king

[sweetaspiesammy]

sometimes a supernatural post I made years ago will end up back in reblog circulation and I’ll read it and just be like damn. I miss being crazy. I’ve never had so much fun on the internet.

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[deadmegumi]

ultimately despite it's many flaws the boys has justified it's existence as a homelander reaction gif generator

[deadmegumi]

Generational shit I use these every day and it's not even a fraction of the wealth he's given us

[deadmegumi]

These buzzer beaters .... gonna miss u bud

[deadmegumi]

hang his jersey from the rafters man

[justjensenanddean]

New BTS photo of Jensen Ackles, Antony Starr and Karl Urban | The Boys, 3x06 "Herogasm".

[sweetaspiesammy]

annie is better than me bc if my boyfriend wanted to name our baby after a girl he dated I would simply shoot him

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.