for the ship ask it is now YOUR turn to do tophlovski 👀 (also gregstophe if no one else has asked that of you yet)
1. I think Christophe is absolutely the type to be a contrarian when the stakes are low enough, and enjoy an argument just for arguments sake. He's going to say "I don't know" just to get a rise out of anxious ass Kyle who "just wants an answer already jesus christ". It's in jest, but still brat behavior
2. They're both a little edgy, even if Kyle thinks he's above that. In Kyles world, everything is dire. Christophe is just French lmfao
3. French is rife with puns, euphemisms, etc and it would be natural for Christophe to resort to that when he doesn't have the words in English. Kyle probably finds it charming, but does not seem like the most punny type.
4. I think this is obvious lollll
5. Bless Kyles heart. I think he would be the type to force himself to mature faster than most. Where I see Christophe taking the nihilistic approach of "nothing matters anyway" which can lead to him not taking everything seriously.
6. I don't think Christophe really ever gets past the dog thing. Kyle on the other hand would be gentle with animals
7. I think Christophe would not be opposed to a party really, but would prefer his own/Kyles company, being curled up at home. Kyle has grown up with a bigger social circle, and would probably wind up dragging Christophe out, who has fun as much as he protests
8. Pretty even depending on who needs the extra attention that day. I think they would have issues communicating, but both would find a lot of comfort in touch
9. Christophe is smacking bugs without a second thought, Kyle loves animals until it comes to anything that crawls or flies
10. I see Kyle neatly folding his clothes away, just to have them ruined when Christophe comes home, and sorts around through Kyles flannels until he finds the one he wants to borrow. He does not refold them, but does apologize with kisses
11. Have u ever watched South Park before
12. I think Kyle is used to more attention than Christophe. He steadily dated, and has plenty of friends whereas Christophe is more closed off. While Christophe doesn't want to ever feel lonely, he can push his feelings down easier than Kyle, who would be more ready to seek out affection. I think they would have a 6th sense for each others needs however. Kyle would be able to pick up on any emotional disturbances Christophe has without a word
13. Christophe swings first, and asks questions later. Kyle is horrified, but secretly kind of likes the feeling of being valued so deeply. I think Kyle is more verbally aggressive than psychically, which could get him into trouble
14. I really love Christophe being a naturally good cook, just effortlessly being able to conjure up anything in the kitchen. Kyle doesn't need to be able to cook, he is content with a sandwich and chips
15. Kyle obviously took drivers ed, got his learners as soon as possible, and can parallel park with his eyes closed. Christophe has put exactly 4 dents in the car in one week, and could not care less about the appearance of said vehicle. It's to get you places, not look nice
16. Kyle losing his mind at Christophe tracking dirt in the house and ashing cigarettes in the sink is basically canon
