Jul 4, 2013
When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?
Summary: In which Draco accidentally sets off a series of minor revolutions when he makes up new produce regulations for the sale of baby vegetables. A political satire laced generously with food puns and terrifying innuendo.
Review: "This fic is a joy," I whispered helplessly to an empty room after my fourth extended laughing fit.
True story.