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What did the cannibal's wife do when he was late for dinner? *drumroll* she gave him the cOLD SHOULDER

oMFGGGGGG THANK YOU HAHAHAHAH

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I don't even know I'm not funny but umm I got some ripped skinny jeans at the knees like a few weeks ago, they cost £45, which is a lot to me and my mum washed them and when I got them back she'd sewed them up because she thought I fell over and ripped them

OMFGGGGGG I ???????? I LITERALLY LIKE CHOCKED ON MY DRINK, THIS IS REAL RIGHT ???? CAUSE I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOOU BUT LMAO OMFGGG 

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your URL graphics are amazing bae (like wow) could you make one for me?

Thank you so much!! I’ll try my best to make you one if I’m inspired (my main problem tbh) but I’m not in the ouat fandom so ??? but, I’ll try my best! :) thank you again that’s really sweet of you!

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your mamma so fat that when she walked past my laptop the 10o's thirs season came out already came out (it was funny in my head)

hAHAHA I LOVE IT THANKS

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a man went to a zoo, there was only one animal. it was a shih tzu. (found this in a xmas cracker last year omg)

OMFGG LMAOO I LOVE THIS THANK YOU

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"does this uniform make me look fat?" - insecurity guard I LITERALLY GOOGLED BAD DAD JOKES FOR THAT

LMAO I LOVE IT THOUGH HAHAHA ‘insecurity’ LOL

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I can't tell u anything funny because I'm not funny but here's a joke: the way teen wolf writers treat Lydia Martin haha :^)

SO FUCKING TRUE YES

JEFF YOU BETTER LISTEN UP OKAY 

GIVELYDIATHESTORYLINESHEDESERVED2K15    AM I RIGHT

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okay im bad at being funny unless its untentionally, but here's a joke, meninism ok ignore that but when i was like 10 my family and I were driving and there was a literal cow, walking out of a drain, it was so weird yet so funny.

yOU HAD ME AT ‘MENINISM’ LMAOOOO HAHAH AND OMGG WTH A COW WALKING OUT OF A DRAIN?????? I CAN;T EVEN IMAGINE THAT HAHA ???