#topscar

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I’m so behind and it’s probably already been posted but Lando gasping “aggressive Oscar!” and smiling like that should be illegal

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I am being so exhausting w my Oscar growth spurt nonsense but likeeee this is way more than the 3cm height difference at the start of the season

and like Lando is even stood a little in front of Oscar and Andrea

I'm saying that Lando is at a perfect height to rest his chin on one of Oscar's shoulders

(from pinterest but w no source)

and that it's partly bc Oscar's straightened up and isn't slouching bc look how much broader and taller he is with good posture

(lan_f1 on pinterest)

also holy shit his pecs and nipples in the white fireproofs

aaaaand also also fits with this scorcher of a time travel fic by @strawberry-daiquiris where older!Oscar tells younger!Oscar to stand up straight

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https://www.tumblr.com/piastrisms/733738085727322112?source=share these three gifs made the chemistry in my brain not the same anymore ;)

NO BUT WHyyyyyy does Oscar's face do that thing where he looks like he wants to eat Lando alive like what the fuck is this smirk and the lowered eyebrows and the lack of blinking ??

and why does Lando have nipples you could hang pictures off of and look like he's trying to push Oscar to the limit until Oscar just wr*ps a hand around Lando's thr*at and asks Lando what happens to boys who won't behave

same face as the lie detector test where Lando was also being a squirmy misbehaving minx and Oscar was like bracketing him in with his eyes and his shoulders staring into Lando's face

fucks me up how much Oscar is this sweet good boy Just a Guy who's endlessly a gentleman with his gf and so respectful and calm even over team radio and such a wholesome teammate

but then Lando decides to switch on the mischievous sex kitten attitude and Oscar looks at him like he wants to make Lando beg and cry ????

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https://www.tumblr.com/gxtzeizm/730214598851067904?source=share THAT LAST GIF! :O

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ok but the way oscar eats in these and the other rare moments we've seen him eat is so fucking sexy??? weirdly enough gremlin Lando eats fairly demure bc while he may shovel it in like a victorian street urchin begging for crusts of bread he does keeps his mouth closed and he's good about chewing. but Oscar is all teeth, curled up nose and throws back BIG bites to gnaw on, jaw working away. he's also super nonchalant about it and doesn't care if Lando or anyone else watches. he's going to eat his fill regardless.

that's also what I was thinking of when he did the wordless 'put your hands out and I'll give you a portion' rather than just handing the bag over to Lando after opening it. he's going to keep Lando in that dependent position because Lando actually likes it.

it made me think of this absolutely devastating ex-dando landoscar fic where Oscar casually asserts dominance over Daniel by eating from a chicken carcass with his bare hands and then kissing Lando possessively. I could literally see him hunched over ripping pieces of dark meat from the bone knowing that he can reel Lando in from Daniel with just a word. look at Lando's face in that gif above and that's the perfect imagery for fic Lando who's used to being at the mercy of an uncaring master because he wants so badly to be cared for - and now he's finally found someone who will wield the upper hand but always look out for Lando's welfare first. he's hanging on Oscar's every word and reaction and won't budge or speak until Oscar does because Oscar will always do what's right for Lando. sorrryyyy that fic is just - sometimes it dominates my mind.

but also the fact that Oscar's face always resets into that serious, determined expression with the unnerving steady gaze under those straight eyebrows idk. just all kinds of casual dominance and confidence. the fact that he'll absolutely have seen fans joke about how much he stares at Lando but he's never bothered to try and stop ??? like 'go ahead and watch me eat' 'go ahead and watch me stare at Lando' 'go ahead and try to publicly pressure me into signing that contract' 'go ahead and assume a rookie can't beat Max in a sprint race'. like he's saying 'this will be amusing for me'. 'first thing to say is… I would never back out of a race'. and how all of Lando's moods - even when he's in bad ones - are all easily accepted by Oscar because he's decided Lando is Always Worth His Time. but does he go out of his way to try and make new buddies with the rest of the grid? nope, mostly sticks to Logan or Zhou. Worth His Time.

I think it's why I love my vamposcar au so much bc sometimes it's like this old soul is having to pretend to be a nervous, awkward boy to not give the game away and sometimes he just forgets lol