Feb 18, 2022
contradiction
Top was superior at cold outreach: He had 20 billion connections on LinkedIn, friends at the Egyptian Embassy and all across the galaxy.
Though he had no recognition in real life.
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contradiction
Top was superior at cold outreach: He had 20 billion connections on LinkedIn, friends at the Egyptian Embassy and all across the galaxy.
Though he had no recognition in real life.
That’s not a name!
"You can call me Top.”
"Top?!" Mr. Chauhan repeated, raising his eyebrows in an overly obvious way.
He grabbed a plastic bottle on the table and twisted off the cap, pointing to it: "This?"
Mr. Chauhan laughed at his own joke drily.
"You're so funny. That's not a name. I’ll call you Tyler.”
Reality++
Top = the best 🙌
Top was on a snowy mountain.
He said, let there be bits!
He spun around and splashed the grayscale with colour.
The wind ran through his hair, white and flowing. In his youth, he studied AI. A year of studying AI pointed him to theology 😏
He stumbled across Reality++, a reality streaming service and met his tribe
(｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ
❄️Ice, the creator of Reality++, constantly browses the dark web in search of drug books. But contrary to popular belief, she’s socially competent and probably more intelligent than you are.
🍨Cream was instantiating dumplings on Mars. She was an antisocial nerd that refuses to speak. But when she talks, the charisma level goes through the roof.
“Sorry, I fell in love with the dishwasher and spoiled your food.”
top the legend, 1:
Top's fridge apologized. Top gaped at the piles of mould across the shelves and the terrible stench.
Years ago at work, he destroyed the nose of upper management, Mr. Chauhan, Triggering a series of events in his unfortunate family.
Today, he’s a member of various yudkowskian cults. A rationalist would naturally destroy the refrigerator.
It seemed like every appliance wanted to be his enemy and they become sentient on random days.
Top suspected it’s the work of his neighbour, YunFeng Zhang. Feng had a Tetris and money obsession that he tried to buy the remaining of Top’s life.
But Top said, that’s unprofitable business because he's living infinitely many years!
Feng constantly shields himself with black—sunglasses, coats, shoes, etc. But when he speaks, the aura of the room gets flipped.
“Walau, you must be insane.“ Feng rasped, aiming his index finger at Top, “I have god-level children that went to the best university in our universe. And I build tree-blasting robots. You’re just an Earth Science nerd!!”
The next day, YunFeng will be kneeling in front of Top, crying:
“Aiya I was joking with you lah, can I borrow your tetris piano? 1pm? Please, we are good buddies, you must help me.”
Top has been reported 5892 times by YunFeng for noise complaints. Regardless, Top allows YunFeng to do whatever.