Flashback to this:
Greetings Ms Virtue (about to be mrs 😌♥️)
We all have come to know you as the lovable hanma enthusiast next door, I’m also sure we have also thought, “huh, what if hanma was real flesh and bones.” Well those thoughts are mutually exclusive,yes, but more importantly the world will fall into utter chaos in the event of this awakening of hanma shuji, both in simp world and his rambunctious actions.But think no further because I come to you today with an offer to unleash your curiosities. Observe:
(Scribbling their faces cause I’m not about to cyber bully grown men/jjj 💀) I present to you, at the low low price of $free.99 the typical ✨Iraqi dude✨ your own irl Walmart hanma!Pfft jokes aside (and no one come at me I’m Iraqi 😭) the amount of Iraqi guys with this exact hairstyle is my 13th reason😭✋ cause wHaT is ThAT. Making the tower of Pisa on their heads? Even my cousin years ago had that hairstyle and it doesn’t seem like that trend is going. The towers can actually grow very very long, these are sort of tame. Tho it does remind me of Hanmas hairstyle slightly, just a very exaggerated Walmart version of it💀That is all 👩💻😁 WAIT I JUST REALISED “the hair raising hipster” THEYRE KIDDING-🫣
Oh and he looks nice with it here actually 😭✋…how does he manage to pull it off….👀sheesh
Apologies for the essay😔
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You did him SO DIRTY
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I see it as a less well kept...whatever this is
PLEASE DEAR GOD HIS IS NEVER A RECTANGLE RIGHT UP FRONT T.T
Why do you hate me my love my spouse to be???? defile my man's name and haircut in my own home T.T