#virtora

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Omg i feel like im having a family re union @zhonglicious @a-pair-of-socks 🥹 ketchup Stans UNITE!!!

@virtue-and-beneviolence in a corner just trying to rizz up Jim

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

Flashback to this:

Greetings Ms Virtue (about to be mrs 😌♥️)

We all have come to know you as the lovable hanma enthusiast next door, I’m also sure we have also thought, “huh, what if hanma was real flesh and bones.” Well those thoughts are mutually exclusive,yes, but more importantly the world will fall into utter chaos in the event of this awakening of hanma shuji, both in simp world and his rambunctious actions.But think no further because I come to you today with an offer to unleash your curiosities. Observe:

(Scribbling their faces cause I’m not about to cyber bully grown men/jjj 💀) I present to you, at the low low price of $free.99 the typical ✨Iraqi dude✨ your own irl Walmart hanma!Pfft jokes aside (and no one come at me I’m Iraqi 😭) the amount of Iraqi guys with this exact hairstyle is my 13th reason😭✋ cause wHaT is ThAT. Making the tower of Pisa on their heads? Even my cousin years ago had that hairstyle and it doesn’t seem like that trend is going. The towers can actually grow very very long, these are sort of tame. Tho it does remind me of Hanmas hairstyle slightly, just a very exaggerated Walmart version of it💀That is all 👩‍💻😁 WAIT I JUST REALISED “the hair raising hipster” THEYRE KIDDING-🫣

Oh and he looks nice with it here actually 😭✋…how does he manage to pull it off….👀sheesh

Apologies for the essay😔

😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

You did him SO DIRTY

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I see it as a less well kept...whatever this is

PLEASE DEAR GOD HIS IS NEVER A RECTANGLE RIGHT UP FRONT T.T

Why do you hate me my love my spouse to be???? defile my man's name and haircut in my own home T.T

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

👀. You know that one tag you have where it’s like “talk to chu”

Well it made me think of pikachu for some reason and I made a hanma x pikachu crossover😭

His arms aren’t showing but I improvised … on his ears 💀

I fuckin snorted, my guy. The mf shuji tuft, i-

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

The ketchup bestie drinking it in normal amounts:

KDJSK KIDDING KIDDING KETCHUP IS ACTUALLY RLLY NICE I HAVENT HAD KETCHUP IN YRS 😭 I’m probably a Ketchup bestie also😮‍💨 “supriiiiseee shawtee” I revealed myself! 😋🫣 hehe

One glass for me one for my ketchup bestie, would you like some as well Virtue???

I don't know any of these people

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

Im still dying at the age restricted thing you have no idea😭

Back to where we left off, the broken door

Which once looked like this

But is now this

Let’s try to fix this

Well I actually won the lottery in the dabloon money world!

Yay! It worked!

Lesson learnt: money (dabloons) fixes everything!

AbdjcidoNajsjdkskJDJFLAWKRC TORA BABY WHAT IS THIS AHAHAAHHDJAAJA

You got me in the first half and the rest still just sounds like a whole new language what is this lmaoooojrjfjsk

But shuji was over? 😳😳🤭🤭

I love that you got my height right too lmao

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

I need this for a science experiment; what’s your favourite colour?👀

Ummmm forest green??

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

VIRTUE WE ARENT COMPATIBLE😖 (I’m the pink one)

Actually I think one of my rl friends is the exact same as your one😭

Lol of the four listed for distancing yours literally spells out all of Alice blue rip

I'm normally intp tho it's weird

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

This is You hehe✨

Audience is Hanma but that’s already figured👏

I thought we established I'm not a cat 😭 lmao

Shuji's not my right hand? 🥺 /J