#tormod's crypt

[chambers-of-crimson-sleep]

Christopher Rush. Tormod's Crypt.

[art-of-mtg]

Tormod's Crypt (The Dark) - Christopher Rush

More cards with art by Christopher Rush on Scryfall

[dailymtgflavortext]

Dominaria's most extravagant crypt nevertheless holds an empty grave. 

-Tormod’s Crypt

It guards not a body, but a secret.

-Tormod’s Cryptkeeper

"Life is but the precursor to a long and successful death." 

-Tormod, the Desecrator

Thank you for this trio of excellent suggestions! Happy Halloween!

[magicjudge]

Does targeting your own grave with Tormod's Crypt exile tormod's crypt as well?

Yes.

Tormod’s Crypt will be in your graveyard by the time its activated ability resolves, and so the ability will exile it if you targeted yourself.

[peculiarflavor]

Rejected Flavor Text:

“Weird, I didn’t know Tormod was Christian.”

“Oh, no, those are actually crosshairs; it signifies that he was killed by a sniper rifle.”