#tortillachipcat

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i feel like when i hug spider for the first time everything will be alright in the world

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IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I DDINT REALIZE THAT SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SONG WAS OVER GET LUCKY I WAS READING ONE OF YOUR POSTS AND IT FUCKING HIT ME LIKE A BABY SEAL GETTING CLUBBED WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER IM SO FUCKING ANGRY DONT TOUCH ME I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD

a baby seal getting clubbed with a sledge hammer

FOR REAL THO HOW FAR DOWN ON MY BLOG ARE U OMG U DUMMY

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also ur butt is cute

well ur butt is also v v v cute

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You press that button right the fuck now.

YASSSSSSSSSSS

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how r u not the unholy offspring of science bros excuse u i want u to think about that for a minute okay do i really have to explain it to u

i thought about it for more than a minute i need u to explain to me im slow i'm sorry

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ok, but for srs, lovechild of tony stark and bruce banner, kissies

WAIT! NO! COME BACK! YOU CANT JUST TELL ME IM THE LOVE CHILD OF SCIENCE BROS AND NOT TELL ME WHY!

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UR THE LOVECHILD OF THE HOTTODOGUS GUY AND THE OTHER DUDE WHO WAS TAKIN HIS SISTER TO PROM, GOOD DAY.

you goddang loser i love u so much

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the other day i was painting my nails while the baby was sleeping and after i finished it i had to put it all away quietly so he wouldnt wake up and i said 'come on len, you can do it' but then i dropped the nail polish in the can full of nail polishers and it made a lot of noise and i was like 'goddammit leonard'

but then

i realized my name's not leonard. not even close to it len is just a nickname and im not actually named leonard h chekov