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@zigxortega
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades
Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too
Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans
Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants
A master post
rip to the brave people who died falling off the edge while social distancing
#moodboard
This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
why are m and n so similar in sound and shape. theres no other pair of letters like that
there’s actually some really cool history behind this, but im not going to tell you
100 percent fine with that
This is a neutral post
Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.
spreading these occasionally would be nice…
As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this
Okay, I laughed harder than I should have 😂
You'll notice that LGBT pride parades are being cancelled, and LGBT people are not complaining and calling it an injustice.
Meanwhile, Christians are calling it an injustice that churches are being closed, and conservatives are calling it an injustice that stay at home orders exist.
That's because LGBT people actually experience injustices, so they know when an injustice is happening. They face way too many injustices to label everything they don't like as an injustice. And they're not defying social distancing orders to have the parade anyway.
We also know the consequences of an unaddressed pandemic.
More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake
my only goal in life is to not end up in a marriage like this
why the fuck do adult men behave this way
This is depressing
Straight people are fuckn weird
Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one
the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine
behold…. a Bastard
Cat OS running on mouse hardware.
they also howl!
Wolf OS running on mouse hardware.
I’m glad you all love this tiny rodentious bastard mammal, but I can see we’re going to need to have the conversation about hiding things in the tags
It also metabolises scorpion venom as a painkiller
Mouse runs Doom
if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them
dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again
Awwwoooo!
A little gift I made for a friend
“It’s dangerous to go alone, take this”
Do you ever suddenly remember something you wholeheartedly believed as a child that just makes your skin shrivel up like a prune
When I was 4, I (a white kid) asked an adult why my best friend (who was Korean) had different eyes from me, and they straight up told me that it was because she was from Asia, and because Asia was very hot, it was also very dusty, so people who were from Asia developed smaller eyes so they wouldn’t get so much sand in them.
And because I believed this wise and worldly adult, I went the next nine or so years fully believing that different ethnic traits were entirely determined by the geography you grew up in.
Which means that until I was about thirteen, I fully believed that my skin was white because I was Canadian, and whenever it snowed, I’d need to blend in to hide from predators
Other things I believed:
1. All humans were supposed to be brown, anyone who was white came from somewhere cold, because otherwise we’d stand out in the snow
2. Only white people got pimples and body hair because we were the only ones in razor and face wash commercials
3. Air was made of the same stuff as water because both were clear, tasteless, and vital for life
4. If you ate nothing but meat all the time, your teeth would become sharp and pointy like a shark
5. God could hear all my thoughts unless I focused really hard on going ‘LALALALALALALA’ in my head
6. If I made eye contact with a mirror, something living inside the mirror would look back and would see me, too
7. People born in other places had different accents because like how everyone has a different face, everyone also had a different mouth, so of you were from Scotland, your Scottish accent was just, like. The shape of your teeth or something
8. All liquids were just something + water. Like, bleach was made out of something toxic mixed with water.
9. Every chicken coop needed a rooster. No idea what purpose the rooster served, it just had to be there.
10. If I ate enough bone marrow I’d turn into a dog (I liked chewing open chicken bones for some reason, Idk)
11. In order to wear fake nails, women would have to pull their real nails out first
12. Everyone on the planet was attracted to men and women in exact equal amounts- they were just only allowed to date or marry someone of a different gender because idk adults made up dumb rules all the time, like keeping your elbows off the table and not wearing hats in restaurants.
13. Goldfish were psychic and could read your mind
14. The memorial stone behind my elementary school was actually a grave and there was a dead woman buried under it who made the pipes rattle in the girl’s washroom
15. If the monsters in the dark parts of the house made eye contact with me they’d own part of my soul
16. Cats could talk, they just didn’t want to.
17. Boys were naturally faster, bigger, and stronger than girls, but it was because they were also dumber and needed the advantage to survive
being on omegle in middle school had me feeling like in chamber of secrets when ginny wealsey had that diary and could talk to tom nook
YOU KNOW I MEANT TOM RIDDLE!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT !!
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weirdly it all seems to suit everyone
