Secret Mission of the Bumblittles
Little Blake and Little Yang hiding behind bushes, spying on Blake and Yang enjoying themselves. Unfortunately for the littles, they haven’t quite mastered the art of stealth yet.
Little Yang: What are they doing?
Little Blake: It looks like they’re just sitting there.
Little Yang: Just sitting there...
Little Blake: ...Menacingly...
Little Yang: *squints at Yang and Blake just sitting on a bench, cuddled up to one another, twiddling their fingers like the diabetic disaster they are* .......Menacingly?
Little Blake: ....Menacingly...
Blake: *whispering* How long do you think they’ll sit there watching us?
Yang: *trying not to laugh* Until we do something, I guess.
Blake: Like what?
Yang: *evil smirk* I got an idea.
Little Yang: Oh! Oh! They’re doing something! They’re-
Little Yang and Little Blake balk as Blake and Yang kiss.
Little Blake: W-wait! What? How? Why? Humans and Faunus can actually do that?! In PUBLIC?! WITHOUT THE COPS GETTING CALLED?!?!?!
Bumblittles watch in horror as the caste kiss turns into a full make-out session.
Little Blake and Little Yang: *red faced from embarrassment and screaming in horror* EWWWWW!!! EW! EW! EW!
Yang and Blake laugh as they listen to their Littles sprint out of the bushes.
