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It is done… Jereth Amell rises from the ashes!

A perfect (or as close as my skills can make it!) representation of Jereth Amell and how HE remembers the blight, if you were to ever ask him. I hope he amuses you to the same extent he has constantly entertained me.

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hol' up so your HOF became inquisitor? what's the story behind that?

Oh boy... I hope you brought snacks for this...Jereth Amell is, a complete and utter catastrophe. And quite possibly the biggest threat to Thedas’ safety. He’s a self named ‘Chaos mage’, no one really knows what that means, because Jereth made it up, but no one can deny chaos always does follows in his footsteps. In fact, Chaos stopped following and is now skipping happily alongside him, linking arms. He SHOULD have died a dozen times over at this point, but seems to just have this amazing uncanny knack of... ‘Not dying’. He was actually invited to the conclave... For some reason... (Leilana should have really, really known better.) He ended up deciding to go not to represent the Wardens, or mages, or even himself as HOF, but because - ‘There's bound to be a shitload of free food at a gathering like that! Not to mention a bunch of adoring fans!’ After getting lost (again) on his way to meet Leliana and wandering off in a random direction, he then... Can’t remember what happened next...? Huh...But no doubt, he was highly awesome, dashing, and heroic and was absolutely in NO WAY responsible for what happened... ...... Probably. Regardless, at the moment he’s very upset that he, the HERO of Ferelden, is being accused of mass murder, getting pushed around by some stroppy warrior who keeps shouting, and pointing the sharp end of her sword at him, and most importantly, mostly upset he didn’t get any of the food!