Feb 13, 2025
Total Catastrophe (ao3)
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Total Catastrophe (ao3)
It is done… Jereth Amell rises from the ashes!
A perfect (or as close as my skills can make it!) representation of Jereth Amell and how HE remembers the blight, if you were to ever ask him. I hope he amuses you to the same extent he has constantly entertained me.
hol' up so your HOF became inquisitor? what's the story behind that?
Oh boy... I hope you brought snacks for this...Jereth Amell is, a complete and utter catastrophe. And quite possibly the biggest threat to Thedas’ safety. He’s a self named ‘Chaos mage’, no one really knows what that means, because Jereth made it up, but no one can deny chaos always does follows in his footsteps. In fact, Chaos stopped following and is now skipping happily alongside him, linking arms. He SHOULD have died a dozen times over at this point, but seems to just have this amazing uncanny knack of... ‘Not dying’. He was actually invited to the conclave... For some reason... (Leilana should have really, really known better.) He ended up deciding to go not to represent the Wardens, or mages, or even himself as HOF, but because - ‘There's bound to be a shitload of free food at a gathering like that! Not to mention a bunch of adoring fans!’ After getting lost (again) on his way to meet Leliana and wandering off in a random direction, he then... Can’t remember what happened next...? Huh...But no doubt, he was highly awesome, dashing, and heroic and was absolutely in NO WAY responsible for what happened... ...... Probably. Regardless, at the moment he’s very upset that he, the HERO of Ferelden, is being accused of mass murder, getting pushed around by some stroppy warrior who keeps shouting, and pointing the sharp end of her sword at him, and most importantly, mostly upset he didn’t get any of the food!
“I’ve killed something that has WAY more boobs than you before...” Jeteth Amell ~ 9:41 Dragon
blargh
i cut again last night, for the first time in at least two years. maybe it's closer to three now. Idk, i've just really let myself down and i think i've been neglecting it. But i've started to really look at my reflection lately and it's all so bad. sososo bad. Everything that i worked so freaking hard for us all gone, it's fucking gone. I've disappointed my self. Like, really. I was actually on my way to being healthy and happy with my body. Hell, when i look back i think my body looks stunning. And when i look in the mirror it makes me wanna stay in my bed forever and never face anyone ever again. fuck you C, fuuuuuuck you
listen to the song of my people
jai ho