Mar 15, 2013
Apparently some people have been arguing over who the hottest guy in Les Mis is. Today is my day to decide and officially announce who is the hottest.
Enjolras?
Yeah...no. No one likes curly haired, revolution freaks. Go back to your boyfriend Gaynataire.
Marius?
Bitch, you may be so damn beautiful and I mean damn boy. I want you, but you ain't that hot. You rejected Eponine. And she died for you! What does little Cosette got on that?
Gaynataire Grantaire?
Total boozer. And you're totally gay for Enjolras!
Now, the real sexy guy of this movie is....
Jean Valjean.
Mm. Can't you just get into his look of a prisoner?
Yeah neither can I.
Seriously though, Javert, Just...just bow to him because he is the law. And the law is not mocked.