#totally not devastated

[anyaaboardtulpar]

Did you ever manage to track down that 304-page encyclopedia of yours? Sorry I couldn't be much help about that.

Why, yes ! Yes I did !

Although… I fear it’s been damaged. I took your advice from a little while ago and decided to check the cockpit. Found it wedged underneath Jimmy’s seat.

He’s a careless one, that man. Part of me wishes I hadn’t brought it along. That encyclopedia? It was gifted to me, did you know that ? It was a gift from my grandmother. And now it’s gone—so slick with oil that the pages practically melted into one another. A big, greasy ball of words and diagrams that meant the world to me.

Sigh. Perhaps it was about time I let it go. Or something. I dunno.

Anyways, you’re up for eval, Captain. Meet you in the med bay ?

[greyscalegoth]

Ugh my gay heart

So, I was waiting for my bus to turn up and this super cute girl joined the “line” (there was only three of us). The bus turns up and I get on and head for the back row (my usual seat), she gets on and sits up front then quickly changes her mind to sit at the back. So I’m sat at the far left of the back row and she’s sat on the isle seat facing me, but she’s turned so her legs dangle off the side. Then we both got off at the same stop, but she left in the opposite direction to me.

I’ve never seen her get my bus before and I fear I never will again.