#totally teasing

[theemfingmenace]

Sooooooooo

None of yall gon write this “I’m fucking my personal trainer since my husband keeps viciously bodyshaming me” Attoye AU?

I AINT MAD I AINT MAD. AND I’M NOT POINTING FINGERS, just wondering 

I mean @cupidzboww​ set it up so pretty I just thought🤷🏽‍♀️

If someone has written it and one of you lovely lovely munchkins wanna give me directions to the fic i’ll love you forever and shut my ignorant ass up💀💀💀

And before y’all get all up in my cooter talkin about “yOu dO iT tHeN” i cannot that is not my department my skills are not transferable in this workplace. 

[skitteringjunbug]

That's it! I'm disowning @janeelyakiri

Catching all the shinies! No one accidentally trips over two! -glare-

[ask-lukepatterson]

I kind of want both, so do your worst -Bobby

Lmao okay let’s go

You’re the coolest person I know actually, and really nice to just like in general hang out with. I feel like I can do anything with you and I really appreciate that because my moods can differ a lot, and I like to have my options open. Obviously I adore you, so I’ll leave it there before I write a book ;)

Give me more love and spend more time with me you loser >:( I hear about all these adorable dates you go on with Cass and... I have been neglected I am officially mad at you (/j)

[datenightfright]

I was wondering when the requests will be coming back? -sad april noises-

I mean.....should I open requests again?

[blackaquokat]

.....I”m a little suspicious that we haven’t heard from Mark in a while....did that jerk set us on fire and GO TO SLEEP????

[apoplexed]

aaaawesomejamie replied to your post “aaaawesomejamie replied to your post: I just got pulled over...”

ALWAYS THE TONE OF SURPRISE

I was GENUINELY SURPRISED HEY.

Also this totally invalidates all other the speculations that were quite flattering.

Thanks Jamie,

thanks.