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Schneep: Is anyone here a doctor!?

Chase: Yes, you!

Schneep: Oh God we're doomed!

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Anti: What’s going on?

Chase: Marvin’s fighting a demon

Anti: Like, alone?? Last time Marvin fought a demon alone he beat it with a flower necklace, we gotta save him

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*After being magically healed*

Jackie: Marvin, I would seriously give up sex for healing spells

Marvin: Let's not take crazy now

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Stacy: Your friend Marvin is a misogynist

Chase: He is?

Stacy: He told me he doesn't like women

Chase: that's not misogyny he's gay

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Jameson: That tree died the way I want to go - dehydrated and covered in tinsel

Marvin: Sounds like the gay pride parade

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"Bad news guys, Anti knows I'm here. He's monologuing though, so you got about two hours to save me,"

- A compromised Jackieboyman

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Jackieboyman: I'm saving myself for a rich handsome vampire

Marvin: Edward Cullen?

Jackie: I said handsome

Marvin: Jasper Cullen?

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Marvin: Hey JJ, I need some advice on this suit. I want to look masculine

Jameson: Masculine? Oh no no no my friend. Suits can be worn by anyone, of any gender. They are neither masculine nor feminine. The word you are looking for, is dapper