#toto rant

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Gimmie a few cups of coffee and a bit of dissociation later so I can feel like a real human again to get writting some crack HC about the Primarchs Girl Dads Ft. Girlies on PMS. I prommy, it will be kinda funny and yes, there will be some OC Homies included in that equation.

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Bye, bitches! I'm off to dissociate.

*breaks through the veil of reality for the single purpose to do a cool backflip in front of the Emperor of Mankind*

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What is your wildest headcannon about the space marines of any chapter and/or primarch

You see that cute lil thing some parents do of keeping either a lock of hair or a tooth for some milestones a baby may have along their lives?

Well, now imagine the Blood Angels taking that shit to another level and not only keeping all of Sanguinius' daughter stuff like a lock of hair or tooth, they display it like a holy object to be admired and have even a room solely for that purpose.

Worst of all is that the more time passes, the more things are added and more disturbing it gets: from more teeth to scabs, to blood and molted feathers. Even her baby clothes and first toys.

Its the most disturbing room to exist just behind whatever the hell the Night Lords have and Sanguinius has tried multiple times to get rid of it since his little girl isn't an idol to be worshiped like that... that's her papa's job only.

Sanguinius' Daughter: exist

The Blood Angels:

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Like the similar scenario of Roboute reuniting with his daughter after awakening that thornsorcery proposed, but with Lion returning and see his daughter again. How it would be?

(Considering that she wasn't in Caliban when it was destroyed and stayed in the Rock. Sometimes visiting her father, waiting for him to wake up and seeing him age. Also having to live though the Imperium's decay)

Now, you see... I don't try to be nice when I write my stuff. I just love angst and now you will be subjected to my derangement.

Lion is the kind of man that would think coddling will end up weakening his daughter to the point of uselessness. When I meant 'Tough Love' I mean 'REAL TOUGH'. Tbf, I think @jaghatai-khock is the one that nailed it best when portraying Lion being a shit papa (go read his shit. He write so damn cool and the story I'm refering to is titled Ghost Of You). By the time the mf wants to do anything that was supposed to be NORMAL between his child and him its like "Bitch, you broke that kid, what else did you expect?". It's as usual where the most dutiful and less humane Primarchs suffer from the consequences of their actions.

Now, considering that the daughter of Lion wasn't sent that far and managed to stay close to The Rock, I like to hope that the Dark Angels didn't turned out as badly as they originally did. Yeah, they still are ridiculously paranoiac but their admiration and respect to their Primarch helps the now young woman to reel them back to their destructive destructive behavior. Sadly, the natural distrust that the Dark Angels seemed to develop post-heresy also ends up being rubbed into Lion's Daughter too, so there's no winning here.

This is mostly me being a mean bitch by throwing more angst, so I like to pretend that the sudden change of Lion trying to act like a REAL father after waking up from the stasis it's because he sometimes had dreams of what he thought was his happy memories with his beloved and his daughter and not the trauma he dumped on his child so she could become a soldier of the Imperium. Ya know like... when some parents imagine that they gave you a very happy childhood each time they tell stories and you're just like "when the fuck? Between the moments of silent judgement or loud disapproving comments?", that kind of vibe.

Then Lion wakes up from his long dreams and nightmares (ones where he not only loses his daughter in the battlefield but she also hates his guts too) only to discover that not only the Imperium is going to shits but the little girl he was expecting to try and show how much he loves her in a better form is not only a very jagged soldier that has been helping her mother to lead the Dark Angels, but apparently she and Guilliman seem to have a better parent/child relationship than he ever had with her.

You snooze you lose, Lion.

Have a wonderful day, anon

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I feel so bad for Malcador every time the emperor and the reader have a discussion or some kind of disagreement, because imagine it the emperor is his best friend and he is a very good friend with the reader and before meeting Erda (since she later became Reader's bestie) the both of them would have Malcador stuck i'm their little quarrels...

Big E: Can you believe it Malcador?! She never listen to me!

Reader: Can you believe that Malcador?! He never takes me serious!

Malcador:..........oh boy

My guy is constantly prepared each time he hears a door being slammed inside the imperial palace. A big ass goblet of wine in one hand and the biggest tired sigh his old lungs can give.

A thousand years ago it was probably funny but now he's gotta steel his own mind and hold his tongue so he can hear both the reader and Big E complaining about eachother.

That's a free stress-induced ulcer guaranteed.

Malcador the instant he hears them fighting:

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How's the nextest primarch mother thing going?

Surviving. Each time I write a sentence, I end up deleting it because I either didn't like it or the usual "what the fuck I was trying to describe here?". Overall, I think I got a good grip on it <3

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Just a litol bit of an announcement: I was out with my family for the holidays but the very moment I got back to Mexico I had to go to work and haven't been able to write SHIT. I'll be having my free day this sunday so I will finally get back to kick my ass into writing the good deeds. Stay tuned, sweeties.

(first shit I'll be getting done is answer the three ask I have there. So sorry for the long delay!!! I promy I didn't forget about yall, I just need to write a lot for your asks and my phone is shit to convey my autistic ass out the proper way!!!)

Anyway, that was all. Go eat and drink water yall pretty and crazy bitches <333

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Which would be the fates of Magnus, Alpharius/Omegon and Fulgrim's daughters during and after the Heresy? Because you mentioned it for the other traitors's daughters, but not them.

A'ight so i'm anwering this both on my phoen and drunk of my shits so bare with me since these holidays are fucking me up good and writing tjis will be an advsb advejs ADVENTURE. Fuck.

This is me just messing around since I just like sharing stuff and I wa s goign mostly for hypothetical ideas. Yall just can do wahtever ya want with my stuff yo but if you want something more spe spifc SPECIFICAL about it then lets see...

I think someone already has an OC that is the daughter of Magnus but if I have to imagine, there's a chance that (if she stayed loyal to the Imperium) she would probably would have gone hiding along her mother in a constant state of guilt for the fate that her father and legion suffered. She, probbly, actively tries to fix what is left of the Imperium jst like Guilliman does so there's a chance of them teaming up as a posible idea.

The daughtr of Alpharius/Omegon was probably sent away along her mother for their own protection once the Heresy was already happeni since they both seem the kind to not take chances when it comes to the prortection of their fanol fann FAMILY. I'll leave this one as vague as possibne so yall can pile your ides too.

Aw shucks, so Fulgrim's daughter probably has a hard time goimg through after what happened in the Heresy. There's a chance that her motehr took her into hiding after shit hit the fan but this one feels more lik an horror movie because I can see the daemon prince feeli the love for hsi family to a degree that its toxic and obsessily searching for them. His love has become twiste and the poor legion mother and daughter are constantl escaping from daemon Fulgrim and his horrible legion.

Hope this is what u wnated and sorry for being kinda fucked, bud. Love yall <333

Cheers and happy new yesr!!!