Toto the Cactus

ONLY +18! I'M SERIOUS || 28yo annoying gremlin || Reblog and aesthetic bullshit || Fanfic writer now as a side-dish yo! || AO3 | Fanfiction

[toto-the-cactus]

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Changing Tides (One Piece)

AO3 | Fanfiction

A genderswap AU where Luffy is a girl and that basically changes nothing within the plot except that a few idiots fall in love with Luffy. The story varies from each POV to give the chance at how everyone reacts to this new Straw Hat but the adventures we all know are still there, with some little side stories to give some dynamic each chapter. (Zoro x Luffy, Law x Luffy, Eustass x Luffy)

Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Adventure

Status: Unfinished (7/?)

Word Count: 20,313

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To See You Go Far (Naruto x One Piece)

AO3 | Fanfiction

Sakura reincarnates/transmigrates after she decides to sacrifice her life to finally defeat Kaguya. She ends up as the older sister of three rascals and with no nation to belong to or a purpose, the pinkette set sails to find her new path in life while rooting for her brothers' dreams.

No Romance Centered, Hurt/Comfort, Adventure

Status: Unfinished (12/?)

Word Count: 39,986

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New Name: The Fear of a Silent God (SCP x Jujutsu Kaisen)

AO3

[UNDER EXTREME RECONSTRUCTION]

Romance, Horror, Body Horror, Action

Status: In Process

Word Count: 126

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Enjoy!

[just-in-cays]

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[dramokin]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD”

[omg1wanttidd1es-sb]

Ik he was the one giving birth atp

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

he is NOT he has been LOVINGLY MARRIED to my MOM for 30 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grapplr-snapple]

[nchntd]

In the club

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[lithominium]

You’re not casting

[tsukitan]

[were--ralph]

tragic

[seven-meds]

More residents of an ominous island (and glamour shots)

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[thejusticethatissocial]

flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH

[albertserra]

[hungwy]

this frame left a profound impression on me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes