Spurs: A Guide Part 3
Dele- Always worried about his hair cut and how he looks no matter where he is, quiet but cocky, has the saltiest comebacks when it’s least expected. His mum chased him around the garden when he was kid, he fears running laps in training since it gives him ptsd. Is most impressed when a dumb person actually says something smart for once; most unimpressed when people make the same dumb mistake. Even when he makes mistakes and gets told off, he turns round and acts as if it wasn’t him. loves using the finger when people piss him off. doesn’t care about others opinions, humble but has a pretty intelligent god complex, knows he superior
Llorente: The kid who was the smartest in chemistry class, but also the clumsiest, caused several small scale explosions at school. used his careless nature as an excuse as he was terrified of getting into trouble. met his first girlfriend by shoving her down the stairs when he wasn’t looking. gets people to laugh with him cause he’s so cute when he says something he’s unsure of and then takes it back, realizing his mistake. 10/10 afraid of the dark, spiders, any insect with 4+ legs or that can fly. builds birdhouses on the weekends for the birds, accidentally poisons them with human food. Wants to save squirrels but they run away from him, and for good reason. 11/10 good hearted but just very clumsy.
Eriksen: Definitely the kid with the “resting bitch face” his baby pictures would just all be of him frowning and showing no emotion. His teachers would pull him to the side to ask if he’s really okay. When satisfied and happy he overreacts and causes a scene, causing people to feel concern. 9/10 Can’t tell if he’s happy angry sad or anything in between because he’s literally never smiling. Always restraining himself from hurting stupid people, telling himself “it would be better for the world but not for him in prison”. hates kids with a passion, when they throw tantrums he screams back at them. lights books on fire for fun. but lowkey a sweetheart when his personality rolls the dice. an angry grumpy gummy bear really.
