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hmmm does that mean Derick is like alive again and i don't need to search for player of life??

hey hey hey any of you guys arouuuuuuund?? :))

touchmytextiles said: straight guys are overrated.

It's not like I mind, I mean I like dick as much as everyone else seems to or maybe more

But when did we all get so gay?

touchmytextiles said: you wash it off.

naw naw naw man

it aint comin off??

its like

FUCKIN EMBEDDED INTO MY TAIL

if this is someones idea of a funny joke i think im gonna cry

funny thing is it happened yesterday and i thought id go away but

it aint leavin

:'>

touchmytextiles replied to your post: I kinda wanna be filmed getting fucked. ...

thats not weird at all. its called being kinky. or wanting to be a porn star. either way.

Well, I'm already a stripper.

So maybe it is me just being kinky. I can't help it man. I'm a pretty kinky mother fucker, so I've realized.

touchmytextiles said: depends on how bad it is. its like any other bruise but the eye areas more sensitive and the skins thinner so it takes longer

Ugh.

Okay, thanks.

touchmytextiles said: probably because a punch in the face requires a lot less physical contact.

...But is mean to punch someone. And I am cute and the perfect size for hugs as long as you are not abnormally tall.

hey Derick how are you?

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