#touchofstarter

[junipersinclair]

I’m back in Ashkent, sluts! Anything fun happen while I was gone? xx

[hawaiianhalfwolf]

Alright kids. No, this is not a fake tan. Yes I was in Hawai’i for a month. And no I did not bring you anything. Any more questions?

[theforestwarden]

Soooo, I think I may have gotten an interview with the National Parks! I’m that much closer to being a park ranger!

[grrracerussell-blog]

I’m not used to living around people  that are so close by.

My neighbor could smell what I was cooking and came to my door, asking if she could have some of whatever I was making.

[blythewonder]

It’s not like I even always listen to public advisories but I hope everyone is remaining indoors until the whole fog situation is resolved. Just - don’t be stupid. Please.

[technicallyawolf-blog]

Does anyone know how I can stop girls half my age from sending me PMs and calling me ‘Daddy’? I’m open to suggestions

[cassidydanvers]

Long shot, but if anybody knows or saw the guy that looked like an NFL player that took off this morning from Old Townhouse Road he should probably get checked out by somebody.

[djerinyes]

I unexpectedly find myself in the unusual situation of 

I know what I tell people when they ask me this but it’s so strange to be on the other side

What do people do to stop feeling... guilt?