trainer cards for my two pkmn muses!!
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trainer cards for my two pkmn muses!!
[ more info about their respective pokemon pending. ]
permanent starter call for pokemon trainer touko from pokemon black + white!! if you want a small starter, hit that mf like button (or reblog if you’re a sideblog!!)
'I give boring people something to discuss over corn.'
the tattoo im getting under my armpit tomorrow!!! :))
like im not saying i know a lot about religious myths, but if theres a bigger force up there, theyre definitely need to chop chop on fixing the holes on the ozone layer. celestial duct tape perhaps?
idk who this 'sigmund freud' guy is but i'm ready to punch his hipster beard into the next fashion era
ohhh noo you cannot fool me!! i am a well-informed consumer and i refuse to fall for your consumerist propaganda!! i do not want one drop of your 'light' milk! give me dark milk! give me medium-tinted in a badly lit hallway slightly freckled milk!
like id sign your boob but dont you think thats a little impermanent? let me sign something that'll last forever, like your reverse mullet
no no its ok!!! yea you do probably know me from somewhere!!! im that kid that was on the news for wearing daisy dukes while hiking in the winter. i know, i know, i should be dead, but here i am, in the laundromat, about to wash the only pair of pants i have