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'I give boring people something to discuss over corn.'

the tattoo im getting under my armpit tomorrow!!! :))

like im not saying i know a lot about religious myths, but if theres a bigger force up there, theyre definitely need to chop chop on fixing the holes on the ozone layer. celestial duct tape perhaps?

#religion mention //#touko.mp3 #p

idk who this 'sigmund freud' guy is but i'm ready to punch his hipster beard into the next fashion era

#touko.mp3 #p #violence //

ohhh noo you cannot fool me!! i am a well-informed consumer and i refuse to fall for your consumerist propaganda!! i do not want one drop of your 'light' milk! give me dark milk! give me medium-tinted in a badly lit hallway slightly freckled milk!

#touko.mp3 #p #food //

like id sign your boob but dont you think thats a little impermanent? let me sign something that'll last forever, like your reverse mullet

#touko.mp3 #chests ///#p

loserphobic

[favorite individual] crab-walking towards you at top speed.

#fave

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what is Touko even talking about

[la cucaracha horn]

no no its ok!!! yea you do probably know me from somewhere!!! im that kid that was on the news for wearing daisy dukes while hiking in the winter. i know, i know, i should be dead, but here i am, in the laundromat, about to wash the only pair of pants i have

#death mention ///#touko.mp3 #p

so what if im wildly irresponsible? [sips eggnog] when you really think about it responsibility is just a way that we measure how well people serve as capitalist cogs [pours eggnog all over my legs, mimicking how restauraunts pour gravy over steak in order to further prove my thesis]

#p #touko.mp3 #food //

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