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Emma bakes cookies with Gilda

Emma: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Gilda: emmA THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES-

Emma: FLOOR IT?

Gilda: EMMA NO-

Emma: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND??

Gilda: EMMA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE ORPHANAGE DOWN

Emma: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FLIPPING SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES!

Gilda: EMMA P L E A S E -

Ray’s Influence

Emma: Hey Ray, what’s a thot?

Ray: A thot is... a thoughtful person.

* Later, at the dinner table *

Norman: Here’s the salt, Emma.

Emma: Aw, thanks Norman! You’re such a thot!

Norman: * spits out water *

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