gina tagged me! i did the thing! i will do anything to be distracted from my job!
Name: Sommer
Age: 22 and still not cool
Now here are the 92 questions:
1. Last beverage: water
2. Last phone call: Does Skype count? That was with my therapist.
3. Last text: “No sign of her?”
4. Last song you listened to: “Party Police” by Alvvays
5. Last time you cried: outside a lesbian bar in Manhattan
6. Dated someone twice: no sir
7: Been cheated on: Nope
8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yeah, I’m not always very discerning about these things
9: Lost someone special: Yeah. A couple someone’s.
10. Been depressed: ALL DAY ERRY DAY
11. Been drunk and threw up: NO WAY, b/c i am v afraid of vomiting
LIST 3 FAV COLORS
12. Blue
13. Purple
14. White
LAST YEAR (i’m gonna go with July 2014 to now like Gina), HAVE YOU
15. Made a new friend: You know. My mantra this year was “no new friends.” And I failed miserably.
16: Fallen out of love: Ermmmm, nope, was not in love at all b/c I’m a lucky duck
17: Laughed until you cried: christ, yes!
18: Met someone who changed you: That girl. That asshole :)
19: Found out who your true friends were: I mean, like, yes?
20: Found out someone was talking about you: they was TALKIN SHIT AND DIDNT THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT
21: Kissed anyone on your (fb, twitter, tumblr, etc) list: so many of them omg
GENERAL
22: How many people on your (fb, twitter, tumblr, etc..) list do you know irl: i’m one of those facebookers who will friend someone after meeting them once, so i, like, have met most of my people but i don’t know them you know?
23: Any pets: Lady! My very own cat baby!
24: Do you want to change your name: r u kidding??
25: What did you do for your last bday: got glasses
26: When did you wake up today: 6:20am b/c i am still on wilderness time
27: Something you CANNOT wait for: summer challenge to be OVER
28: Last time you saw your mom: about a week ago... living close to home is scary
29: 1 thing you’d change about your life: different job ASAP
30: What are you listening to right now: “Archie, Marry Me” by Alvvays (I love this song)
31: Ever talked to a person named tom: yo fuck tom
32: What’s getting on your nerves right now: getting a new roommate in a few hours !!!
33: Most visited webpage: this accursed place
34: Nicknames: SO MANY people just call me by my last name, old, old friends and family call me “Somm,” and Jeannette and I have a host of paired-nicknames for each other:)
35: Relationship status: single and dtf as per usual
36: Zodiac sign: Capricorn!
37: He or she: She.
38: Elementary school: teacher’s pet
39: High school: teacher’s pet
40: College: professor’s pet
41. Hair color: Brown.
42. Long or short: Looooong and getting loooooooonger
43: Height: 5′1″
44: Crush on anyone: someday i will stop having a crush on Grace
45: Like about yourself: I’m a fast learner, I’m an approachable introvert, I am the queen of faking it until I make it.
46: Piercings: four on one ear, two on the other
47: Tattoos: prison tat on the IT band of my right leg
48: Righty or lefty: righty
FIRSTS
49: Surgery: never!
50: Piercing: Ears, at 14
51: BFF: Steph, we met in preschool, and she’s still one of the best
52: Sport you joined: soccer. duh.
53: Vacation: definitely cape cod
54: Pair of trainers: lord help me, i do not know
RIGHT NOW
55: Eating: just finished some beans and veggies
56: Drinking: water... still....
57: About to: work out
58: Listening to: Alvvays.... still....
59: Waiting for: my food to digest so i can workout
YOUR FUTURE
60: Kids: i hope so!
61: Married: no no no no no no pls no i will be so bad at that
62: Career: teaching literature to young adults who have to listen to me
67: Lips or eyes: lips are, like, crucial
68: Hugs or kisses: not a big fan of, like, touching (kissing is awesome though)
69: Shorter or taller: taller? that’s not hard to do?
70: Older or younger: older
71: Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous! let’s go on roadtrips to chicago!
72: Nice stomach or nice arms: errrrr i am real flexible about that stuff, just as long as you work it, i will be attracted to it
73: Sensitive or loud: why is that an either or?
74: Hook up or relationship: hook ‘em
75: Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble. maker.
HAVE YOU EVER
76: Kissed a stranger: indeed.
77: Drank hard liquor: love me that summertime gin.
78: Lost glasses/contacts: not yet!!! don’t jinx me!!!
79: Dated: yeahhhhhhhhhhh i cant believe i have to answer yes to this question now
80: Broken someone’s heart: unlikely
81: Had a broken heart: yeah but it’s not what you think
82: Been arrested: thank god no
83: Turned someone down: mhm
84: Cried when someone died: mhm
85: Fallen for a friend: tragically
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
86: Yourself: yeah! kinda! fakin’ it!
87: Miracles: errrrrr i believe that the universe kinda has plans?
88: Love at first sight: lust, yes. love, no, you idiot.
89: Heaven: i, personally, am gunning for the elysian fields
90: Santa: CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST
91: Kiss on first date: dates are weird, why aren’t you just kissing??
92: Angels: “Angels aren’t real and we are not allowed to know about their existence or hierarchical structure.” - Gina