#traderfromtheglen

[loifester]

Magpie is NO MORE!

Howdy, everyone. Loife here. This used to be TraderFromTheGlen, but I've decided to retire that askblog for the time being. *Might* return in a few months, but for now, I wanted to make this a personal blog. If you were here solely for the Magpie OneShot content, then please do unfollow. If you want to stick around uhh... howdy! I'm a furry with a knack for cinema and music. I write OneShot fanfiction on the side, and know a lot about a little, and little about a lot

[loifester]

would you like a marble for giving me the ability to pet you?

So, you wanna pet ol' Magpie, eh? Well, you can keep the marble, you can do it for free. Here's a guide of areas to pet me, for your safety and mine! -Head: Sure, why not? -Beak: ...no. -Eye: WHY?!?!??!! -Mouth: I will bite you. -Side of face: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -Under the chin: Rock on, dude, that's where it's at -Anywhere else: ...no.

Happy petting!

[loifester]

heyyy here's a lemon enjoy! *hands you a lemon and leaves*

Aw, sweet! A lemon!

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Huh, it didn't taste very so-

OOP, THERE IT IS! MAYBE SHOULD'VE CHEWED IT A BIT BETTER!

[loifester]

MY BLOG, MY RULES! TIME FOR SOME SELF-PROMO!

Oh boy oh nelly, I'm Magpie OneShot! I sure do want to show off something made by my creator! The question is, what do I talk about? https://archiveofourown.org/works/46281991?view_full_work=true INTRODUCING... ONESHOT TWISTED TIDES! A OneShot fanfiction that explores a what-if: What if an individual was sent to the world of OneShot? More importantly, what if the individual was given an alternate task to go home, one that is guaranteed to harm everyone?

STARRING MY OC, SAMAEL MOORE (Drawn by Loppy-Dariioxis), a 17 year old with an unfortunate name. An anxious mess, Samael (a Na'Havi, unique to his world) has to help Niko to the Tower... and break the sun where it stands. Will he have the guts to try and shatter it? Will he learn from the world around him? Will Niko learn about his goal? Read and find out! Magpie appears in a chapter later on! Chapter 17, to be exact! I'm very happy with how this is turning out. This fic is an attempted love-letter to the video game that changed my life.

[loifester]

tea?

Tea, hm? Depends on the type of tea you're talking about.

The beverage? I love me some tea. ESPECIALLY the Arnold Palmer's (have no idea who he is). Iced tea and lemonade is a good mix, what can I say!

As for DRAMA tea, Alula got into a big ol' fight with one of the kids at school. Saw some stray feathers, and she had to wear a cone the very next day.

Poor kid, I gotta say. She's sweet as a button, never harms anyone, so if she's fighting, it's fighting BACK.