#trainer melony

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Oh, the Galarian Gym Leaders? Did you mean:

Plant Guy

Oh Shit, I’m Gay

Your Dad, My Dad, He’s All Your Dad

She’s Beauty, She’s Grace, She’ll Punch You In the Face

Spook Bean

My Grandma But Cooler

An Absolute Shithead

Mother Who is Shaped Like a Friend

Her Son Who Is Also Shaped Like a Friend

Off-brand MCR

Off-brand MCR’s Lesbian Sister

A Very Tall Man

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Christmas in Galar

Leon: So what do you guys want to do for Christmas this year?

Raihan: Oh we should do another ugly sweater challenge again.

Leon: No. Last time we did that you all just showed up with sweaters with my face on it.

Allister: What about a watching a Christmas movie?

Bea: No. If we're watching a Christmas movie that you suggest its going to be "A Christmas Carol" and that always makes me have an existential crisis.

Allister: I like the ghosts.

Milo: Anyways, what about a Christmas party? Everybody loves Christmas parties!

Bede: And I have to be around a bunch of people I moderately dislike for 3 hours? No thanks.

Melony: I say we just go catch as many Snoms as we can. Its not a competition, we just catch Snoms for no particular reason.

Leon: Does anyone have any objection to that?

Everone:....

Leon: Okay, then its decided. We're going to go catch a bunch of Snoms.

Leon, in his head: (God dammit its the same thing every year.)