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When Heolstor is in the hottest Nightreign boss competition and his opponent is Straghess. (lmao lore accurate??? fsdhsdhfhds) I am so weak for this character it makes me look stupid no matter how much I tried to resist it. Its smug aura is mocking me.

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I'm tired after spending time with fam and also high, so here is my ranking on any Nightreign ship I ever saw, no matter if they are serious or not, this is my opinion so you cannot disagree, as I am always right/j

Here we go!

Wylder x Ironeye- really nice aesthetic, I like how their normal colors match and seeing two skinny men kiss is nice, like tea in the morning. I see appeal, since it looks nice and both want to elongate Night, there is something hot, thinking about Ironeye getting railed by Heolstor-Wylder in his darkness skin. I don't excatly ship it but I get it, 7 heavy arrows/1 R2

Guardian x Recluse- I LOVE this two, as they have such a great dynamic together, the trust, the betrayal, everything is just tasty. I do think Guardian's darkness skin compliments Recluse base colors better but they still look cute together and you know Guardian would be the best dad to little Gnawing and best hubby to Recluse. I know some people see Recluse as lesbian and I understand that but come on, these two just have great potential for angsty, interspecies sex, I just KNOW Guardian would do some lap dance for Recluse, he's big bird, 1000 halberds/1 Comet Azurs

Recluse x Duchess- listen, listen, I know, "Hop on Nightreign" and shit but I don't really see this ship. I mean, I like yuri but I don't feel much when seeing these two kiss outside of "Hell yeah, women kissing" and "I wish that was me". I don' feel any specific dynamic that would be interesting here. I know, I will have my gay card revoked for this but I personally think these two have much more compelling ships with other characters, 11 glinstone shards/11 glinstone shards, maybe I can change my mind if someone gives me ideas

Ironeye x Raider- Ironeye basically TRIES to open Raider's pants during Raider's Remembrance, bitch is horny asf and nobody can blame him, I would too, seeing oiled up, half naked Raider. Bro literally sees his mate in grief and is like: "Ay, you are cool bitch, sorry for your loss". I ship them, since they are pretty much opposites, as Ironeye clutches desperately to being assasin and Night, while Raider looses his whole persona and is ready to punch Heolstor's stomach till he pukes. Like, experienced pirate who is wise and would probably help Ironeye vs inexperienced archer doing impulsive decision is pretty tasty. Also, you know Raider would teach Ironeye how to give head, such a nice guy, 2 Lion's Greatbows/1 Starscourage Greatsword

Guardian x Revenant- I saw someone propose this and there is potential, as Guardian was first one to trust Revenant and her presence in his remembrance is pretty cool. They are also great duo in expeditions as well, even if Guardian's cock is probably longer than Revenant's arm, a cute ship idea, 25 claws/3 greatshields

Scholar x Undertaker- some people said their remembrances clearly try to make them into couple and I will be honest, I might be stupid because I didn't take it this way but yeah, I see reasons. Someone trusting you with their whole species survival means they must trust you in some insane way. I'm only afraid that Undertaker would destroy Scholar's pelvis, bro probably already has weak bones down there and she has some big ass. Def not hetslop, learn how words work people, 100000000000 fire bombs/1 Marika's Hammer

Duchess x Revenant- follow me along; Revenant fights with Duchess in the remembrance but when Duchess is still doubtful, Revenant gives her the most insane strap ever, using Helen's hand or some shit. Like, angst is there, Revenant fucking Duchess within inch of her life, while being all like: "Yeah, ur bro will die and you too, just deal with it". I know Rev's fam would help, Duchess would not be the same after ghost orgy. 10 Helens/6 Fredericks

Undertaker x Revenant- someone proposed it as being better than Scholar x Undertaker. As ship? I don't see it, outside of Rev being untrustful to Undertaker. As in NSFW? Excellent. You know they would do it freaky-style, Undertaker biting and going all Gascoigne: "Oh, the swee blood, it sings to me". Still not better than Scholar x Undertaker, sorry, I need my sex to be have right reasons to be, 4 Colossal Weapons/6 Colossal Weapons

Ironeye x Duchess- Ironeye has many ships and this one is similar to Wylder, as their aesthetic together is cute and Ironeye could try to convice Duchess that ending Night is bad idea and eat her pussy as another argument. This is opposite to Undertaker x Revenant; the possible dynamics are so delicious, but sex just doesn't exist for these two in my head. The clostest to sex they have is holding hands, 70 daggers/97 long bows

Wylder x Ironeye x Raider- I never said, how many people will be in the ship and this is perfect ship if you are on the edge what ship you like. Like, come on, Ironeye has probably zero sex experience and his mates would def help him gain some and he probably wouldn't mind being between tragic blond man and oiled up pirate. Too bad Wylder is too much of a tragic blond man to use his tragic blond charm and be next in line to get wrecked by Raider's cannon, 4 pirate ship/7 pilebunkers

Painter x Crucible Knight- I mean, this is the most canon shit ever, they have basically everything, even if sex would be just Executor masturbating, 8/10

Fulghor x Guardian- I said NIGHTREIGN SHIPS, so bosses count too! And they would have great dynamic, two fallen warriors who lost their people, both hurt and without part of their body, both regaining their glory one way or another! You know Fulghor would like honorable warrior with strong spirit. Also, furries would cream themselves to death, 100000000000000000 wolf fursonas/1 Sonar from Dispatch

Libra x Wylder- joke ship, enough said. Or no, I have one thing to say: "Damn, I wish Libra would break my pelvis". If you know, you know. 6/10

Caligo x Libra- being wanting to remember all of history with goat obsessed with One Great. Perfect couple you would see arguing in your local museum about some history shit that nobody understands but them. You know Caligo pegs Libra in bed by calling it "foolish creature who's ambition will lead it to death like many before it" and Libra bleats like crazy. They probably are toxic exes, not toxic to themselves but everyone around them, 1 Libra's Theme/1 Caligo's Theme

Heolstor x Wylder- present Nightlord with next Nightlord. Wylder not understanding how Silver Tear works and fucking Heolstor like there's no tomorrow, stcking dick into Night itself. I have nothing more to say, Wylder is loosing his penis soon, let him have one last fun with it, 3 Heolstor's arm/3 Gladius' heads

Heolstor x Fulghor- toxic yaoi. The only right male on male action, 10/10

Ironeye x Wylder x Executor- I saw someone draw them. Pretty cool. Made me wonder if Executor has both female and male genitalia or something else. 3 dicks/1 pussy

Revenant x Recluse- I just know people who like this and Recluse with Duchess are probably people with mommy kink. And I don't blame you. Revenant could motorboat while in those milkers, like holy shit, for real now, Recluse has some insane tits, especially for ER standards. I think after DS2, no other game created such great tits. Gwynevere was sporting some bazoongas and Recluse is her spiritual successor. It was destiny. Anyway, I don't have much to say about the ship, 7/10 just because it's yuri

Balancers x Libra- after seeing Everdark Balancers, I know Libra would be like: "Hmm, something's off about those ladies", only for it to get shredded into pieces. I can see Balancers acting like teen girls and chasing after some weird ass dude/creature (Libra) and nobody else getting why, including Libra who would smell Nihil from 1000 km away and run like crazy. Or go crazy with them, who knows at this point, 9 Tree Spirits/5 Capra Demons

Straghess x Revenant- they both hate Night and were created by it. You know their sex is just shit-talking Heolstor and screaming into sky, and killing Heolstor too. Maybe Revenant could use some meat from Straghess and actually be Real Girl, 8 Corpse Caskets/1 One Reborn

Straghess x Heolstor- no idea what gender Straghess is. Is it toxic yaoi? Or toxic heteros? Depending on the answer, my opinion might change. If I wanted toxic hetero people in nasty way, I would make my divorced parents meet. This would be as enjoyable, as this two being on a date. You know Gladius would pee on Straghess shoes. 2 divorced parents/3 psychiatrists

I think it's all. I feel weed making me sleepy. Remember kids, judge your ships when you are the closest with your emotions and kinks, or smth.

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... Would it be a hot take for me to say that Artorias should have been a Night 2 boss for Heolstor, and Gael should have been a Night 2 boss for Straghess?

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