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trans dave(sprite) idea thing ft. john

okay so john is being mean to davesprite because davesprite said something that hurt his feelings (sidenote headcanon, when john is hurt he doesn't cry he desTROYS and gets really mean so the other person hurts too and it distracts from his own hurt ANYWAYS) and john's making fun of davesprite's body and says something about him not wearing clothes and how he just flies around with his dick out then he stops and he's like "come to think of it, where IS your dick?" and davesprite kinda bristles and says "i don't HAVE a dick" and john starts laughing and says "you're a girl! should i call you (insert feminizing of the name dave here) now??" and asks why davesprite lost his dick and davesprite just punches him right in the nose. and before he can ask wtf was that???? jade bursts into the conversation like "john you fucking asshole, he's never HAD a dick" and john is like "?????" and she's like "he's transgender!" and john is like "wait but that means dave also is........ but dave can't be a girl!" and davesprite is like "uh yeah because i'm not- he's not- we're not." and john says something else transphobic and jade has to fucking hold davesprite back while he's trying to claw john's face off (she WOULD let davesprite at him but she's afraid if he kills john it will be a Just death ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) so john spends the rest of his time on the ship being taught about trans stuff and how not to be an asshole. and he realizes he's said a lot of inadvertently transphobic stuff to dave and gets really distraught like "oh no what if dave thinks i'm a horrible person screeches into the void" (davesprite tells him that while they don't think john is horrible, the reason they never came out to him is because every time they were about to john would say something and they just gave up after a while) so when john finally sees dave he apologizes for all the things he's said and offered to help dave in any way he can and dave's just casually like "well yeah you can help me find a way to alchemize a new binder because i literally died while wearing my old one because it was too tight, and now my titties are unleashed." john spends two whole days without sleep combining things to make a binder for dave as an apology. he was going to make one for davesprite but with his fusion into davepeta they don't really care too much (probably because of trolls' lack of gender binary and also that nepeta is a v forgiving person) so he makes them a rad catbird plushie instead