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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
HAPPY MOON DAY MONDAY
i put it in my calendar and (thankfully) provided a link back to this post, bc when i saw it today i was like “wtf is moon day monday??”
Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA
YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT
AND-
YOU’RE GONNA WIN!
[image description: a line drawing of Johann, a man with shaggy hair in a bard’s outfit. He has an intense expression on his face and he’s holding a violin. His cape is billowing backwards and written behind him in red, capitalized letters, partially obscured by his form, are the words: “You’re going to have to fight and– you’re gonna win!”]
Resident Evil 4 (2023)
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
Okay, I requested the wiki on miraheze just now. I hope the explanation was decent enough
I kept it to just "tumblr sexyman" to try to avoid accusations of duplicate wikis.
we'll see if it is approved and if so, I'll figure out how to actually make the wiki lmao
(also I marked the wiki as NSFW so that there wouldn't be any opportunity to hand-wring about ~the children~)
I got this reply as an "update"
note the comment is by "createwiki ai", so basically an automated response that the wiki i marked as nsfw could be nsfw
i'll keep y'all in the loop as i get updates but this response doesn't fill me with confidence it will be approved
okay this is the last update i'm adding to this post (and possibly on the subject in general) because i don't want to bother OP more than i have
TLDR my request was denied because it's too similar to the existing one. i really should have seen that coming. here's the denial and my response
so that's that on that, i guess. the other option for wiki hosts is fandom.com which is. 😒 shitty.
i am willing to continue pursuing the matter if y'all are interested! send me an ask (anon is on) if you are.
(also i dont think i have to say this but i will just in case: don't harass anyone about this. i blocked out the mod's name on the denial to play it safe, but leave the 'sexy'pedia wiki mods alone too. it sounds like half of the contributing users are minors, which. makes a lot of sense lmao)
yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
Okay, I requested the wiki on miraheze just now. I hope the explanation was decent enough
I kept it to just "tumblr sexyman" to try to avoid accusations of duplicate wikis.
we'll see if it is approved and if so, I'll figure out how to actually make the wiki lmao
(also I marked the wiki as NSFW so that there wouldn't be any opportunity to hand-wring about ~the children~)
I got this reply as an "update"
note the comment is by "createwiki ai", so basically an automated response that the wiki i marked as nsfw could be nsfw
i'll keep y'all in the loop as i get updates but this response doesn't fill me with confidence it will be approved
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
Okay, I requested the wiki on miraheze just now. I hope the explanation was decent enough
I kept it to just "tumblr sexyman" to try to avoid accusations of duplicate wikis.
we'll see if it is approved and if so, I'll figure out how to actually make the wiki lmao
(also I marked the wiki as NSFW so that there wouldn't be any opportunity to hand-wring about ~the children~)
however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller
that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small
is there a name for feeling irrationally guilty about things for no reason? like anxiety, only instead of (or along with, usually) feeling anxious, you feel guilt?
like that one joke about “why are you building a birdhouse when [name i forgot]’s murder hasn’t been solved?!” only it’s my brain saying that
She woke me up to tell me about a stink bug
To wake me up she purred realll loud into my ear while making giant biscuits on my shoulder. As soon as I woke up she popped up and sat under the stink bug and let out one very purposeful and well enunciated meow. I didn't immediately get up to help her with the bug on the wall so of course she had to escalate. She stood on her hind legs and stretched one arm out towards the stink bug (as if to point at it) while purring intensely and making eye contact
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
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Trials and travails of my seventeen year old cat
My cat: Oh, woe and horror! The accursed recliner has trapped my claws with its insidious wiles! As i cannot remember that my claws are in fact retractable and that this is a noted feature of felis domesticus, I will wail my grief unto the heavens and lament the thing my life has become!
Also my cat: STOP TOUCHING MY FUCKING PAWS THAT IS A FORBIDDEN TOUCH I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO? COME ON IF YOU THINK YOU'RE oh, wow, not stuck anymore. Weird. Okay.
“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”
That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too
He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker
Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever
Dude has, at this point, one communication signal.
Fortunately for him, it is a very important communication signal, especially given what he's going through right now. It says, "This is, in some way, unsatisfactory." Unfortunately, it's not very specific and he doesn't understand much about how to deploy it.
You have to understand, the stomach ache that he has right now is the worst stomach ache in the universe, because as far as he's concerned, the universe is maybe a month old and there's been a limited number of stomach aches in it. Or, the loneliness and anguish he felt when he couldn't see you was the most terrifying isolation in the universe, akin to being adrift in the Boötes Void, for the very same reason. He does not have guidelines to cope with these things. He has barely accumulated enough of a dataset to start evaluating things like, "Most times, when people I know go away, they will reappear eventually," or, "that particular stomach ache will go away if I eat something." He doesn't even know which particular problems can be cured and which can't. He just knows that "technique: scream like fucking banshee" does have some sort of a success rate.
And it's his only move, you think he's not gonna spam it? Get real.
i was downloading sims 4 mods (which i feel like i am doing all the damn time tbh) and i found myself on a site recommending mods for making a character, and at the bottom of the page it had a “see all fandoms” button or w/e and i did a doubletake bc the icon was art of jake english’s head. swoopy black hair and green rectangle glasses and i instantly was like “jake english?? what are you doing here??”
