trans!tim + pregnancy
tim, because he's an idiot with no self preservation, decides to stalk the red hood when he first shows up
he ends up finding one of red hoof's safe houses and decides that breaking in is a good idea
he's shifting through some paperwork when he's suddenly being pushed against the floor by a wall of muscle
obviously jason is pissed, he wants to know what his replacement is doing here
except tim is busy trying not to be to horny because yes the red hood is hot and yes this is like something straight out of one of his favorite fantasies but it is not the time
jason notices and decides to being an ass calling tim a slut
tim takes offense
"i'm still a virgin because i couldn't even sleep with my own girlfriend because i was too busy feeling guilty for being in love with someone else"
which causes jason to roll his eyes because tim could have easily pursued whoever it was instead
"sorry but i'm not into necrophilia"
which ok jay's happy the green is gone but kinda feels like an ass now but he also assumes that the person in question would want tim to be happy and move on and he tells tim this
"it's not, he didn't know, honestly he probably didn't even know i existed, i was to scared to talk to him before,"
and yeah jason really wants to end this conversation he doesn't want to feel bad for his replacement
he shifts around and tim reacts again
"you know if you're so desperate i don't mind helping"
tim definitely finds that idea appealing but argues because that's the right thing to do here
"why not, you can call out his name and live the fantasy and i get a nice warm hole"
and tim knows this is a bad idea he should be saying no and trying to get the fuck away from the crime lord but
"we never speak of this again"
obviously sex happens, jay does briefly pause when tim says jason but he's definitely telling himself it's a coincidence
(it's a common enough name so like, it could be)
afterwards they're both tired but then tim gets oracle reaching out via his previously off comms like
"i know you were busy but we've got a situation, mass arkham break out"
tim shelves the implication that at least barbara is aware of tim's very bad decision making skills and gets his ass up and out to help out
unfortunately for tim the night ends with him catching ivy and even more unfortunately she caught him too
thankfully it's just cuddle pollen so, bc he is the king of bad decision making and has 0 self worth, tim goes home and hides in his closet and rides it out so he doesn't bother anyone
problem is because of all this he forgot that he needs plan b
he remembers when his period doesn't show up
the 3 pregnancy test all say positive and tim is not looking forward to that conversation with red hood
not sure where it goes after that except both jason and tim get the terrible experience of finding out that tim did get to lose his first time to his first love