Oooh are we doing tropes?! How fun. You are the liminal-dwelling being who the village folk are in awe of/intimidated by/slightly wary of, who is so good at cursing those who wrong you that they don't even realize until it's much too late, and also occasional guide to well-mannered adventurers
Yeppers! There’s a TV tropes meme going around, and it’s fun AF.
I’m actually afraid to try and tally my successful (accidental, and then, past the point I realized what was happening, sometimes intentional) curse-count. It may be that the mystifying damage I take is fallout from protecting myself and others, but I’d rather know I protected others and take harm than protect myself and take none.
(You’re for sure, for sure the world’s premier magical trans tailor. I say tailor because I’m not sure how to express the entirety of the things you sew from scraps, but you do with quilts and clothing what I do with stories. You are some kind of archetypal fraternal twin to me, that much I know. We hurl curses over all the same things, too.)
trans-aziraphale said: Fun fact! There’s actually no good word in English for just ‘someone who sews.’ Seamstress and tailor originally had different meanings but now mostly are just gendered terms, and sewer is visually indistinguishable from another word related to plumbing so you have hit on a conundrum, though also accurate with the rest ♥
Yeah, I wasn’t about to risk the plumbing conundrum, and seamstrex doesn’t work as well (unless you want to risk evoking StrexCorp from WTNV). I mean, it’s not awful, but it’s not precise or satisfying enough. English stole words for everything else, but not this.













