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[philza-updates]

Philza posted on his instagram story!

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A short video of Gus, an Orange tabby cat getting some bombastic scritches from Phil while purring very loudly and scratching one of his hind legs in the air. Occasionally Phil can be heard laughing quietly at Gus’s reaction to scritches. The on-screen caption reads “late night visit from Gus :)”.

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[slimecicle-updates]

Charlie posted on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a twitter reply by Slimecicle @/Slimecicle. It reads “ok so I maybe didn't realize the final video would be this calm when I recorded my lines”. Attached is a clip from the QSMP trailer with Charlie speaking over it, transcribed as follows:

Charlie (speaking normally): Okay… Quackity what’s up, I’m just gonna give you these, uh, I guess in a few different, uhhh, inflections and tones and just tell me what. you. like.

Charlie (sounding desperate and scared): I just keep wondering why they’re putting us in different trains! (Screaming) IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE! Como se dice “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?” EN ESPAÑOL? DONDE ESTA? LA BIBLIOTECA! [Last part is nearly unintelligible due to being screamed and is cut off abruptly.]

[Translation Note: “Como se dice […] en español” means “how do you say […] in spanish”. “Donde esta le biblioteca” means “where is the library?”]

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[distorted-pod]

Distorted is releasing its first chapter!

Whilst failing to get over the death of his partner, Eliott gives refuge to a fox with missing memories. Together they solve the mystery at the Bonestring house including missing shoes, mice and something more sinister.

Many thanks to our amazing cast for this episode:

David Ault as Vincent Booth

Lysander Townshend (@lysanderthenerd) as Eliott Porter

Ash Ross-Jordan (@phantomfilmgeek) as Violet, Levi and Gwen

Sage (@ineffabledistortion) as The Waiter

Toby as Emily

Jessica Leanne Smith as Mrs Bonestring and Brooke

Scott Dorian (⁠https://www.youtube.com/@paddedcellaudios5056⁠) as Mr Bonestring

Sofia Alexandria as Lorelli

Vidra’s Mum as Wall Woman

A signinficant number of our actors contributed through the Take a Voice, Leave a Voice initiative.

[technoblade-updates]

Fit saluted a Techno shrine on his stream today! o7

Clip

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*Fit is walking along the top of the potato wall on QSMP with Ramon and walks up to a small building on one side.*

Fit: Alright, but- what’s this?

*Fit zooms into a pink sign next to an armour stand with a golden crown, some potato crates and some bells. The sign reads “In honor of Technoblade. A great friend, son, and person.” Fit silently salutes and takes a swig of a bottle of kombucha after toasting it towards the screen irl. He then turns away in game and continues walking along the wall.*

Fit (to Ramon): Alright, let’s move.

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[100yearoldcomics]

August 7, 1922 Everett True by A.D. Condo

[ID: Everett stands grumpily on the front porch of a neighbor's house, holding up a small white cat. /end] Everett: I see you folks are back from your two weeks' vacation. Here's your cat you left wandering around the neighborhood to half starve.

[ID: Everett sets the cat down, who begins rubbing herself against Everett's legs. The neighbor happily bends down to look. /end] Neighbor: Why, she seems well nourished at that, Mr. True.

[ID: Everett takes the man's head and slams it to the ground. His cat jumps away. /end] Everett: Yes, in the two weeks, she has eaten nine dollars' worth of cream, meat and fish that I ordered for her and had charged to your accounts!!! [INFLATION GUIDE: In 2022 dollars, that's a grocery bill of about $160. /end]

[benchtrio-updates]

An important message from Ranboo:

Transcript underneath the cut!

(The pastebin link is [x]; I’m unsure as to who made it, but the person who posted it is Twitter user miskellanea!)

[START] [1/10] Hey guys, I wanted to talk about something here that has been weighing on my mind for quite a bit now. I talked about it on stream a little bit but I want to touch on it more here, please spread this message to other platforms as I am only putting it here because its easier for me to word my thoughts correctly here.

[2/10] Lately I have found myself in kind of a weird spot when it comes to my fanbase, I have seen stuff that I have tried again and again to stop yet people sadly dont seem to take my messages to heart when I tell them about my boundaries. I really do appreciate my fanbase and I know that most of you guys are absolutely great, and if you dont do any of the things im going to list then you just keep on being a good part of the community :D.

[3/10] Recently I have honestly been terrified.

[4/10] In case you didnt know I am a VERY anxious person, and whenever things and events keep on happening in regards to other creators and situations I keep on getting brought into it as an example. Whether it be people saying "Ranboo wouldnt do something like this" or "Ranboo did ????? so why cant this person do ?????". I ask you PLEASE to stop putting me on a high pedestal, as I am a person so thus I will make mistakes! And honestly I have been so scared, unnecessarily checking every single post that I make as well as not speaking about certain things because I am so scared of wording it wrong and making people upset because of the fact that I have an okay reputation. I am glad that you guys think of me as a good person, but consistently bringing me up and putting me above others because of what you think of me scares me so much because the higher you put me up the further I can fall.

[5/10] I am in no ways a perfect person. I have made mistakes and I have learned from those mistakes. Am I trying to not make mistakes? Yes. Will I make mistakes in the future? Absolutely. I am trying my hardest to be a good person but you guys have to understand that I am in no ways a perfect person, Im not even close. So PLEASE stop holding me to higher standards simply because I have not made a mistake yet because the more you do that the worse it will be WHEN I make a mistake.

[6/10] Now, this does NOT mean I am not okay with being educated/corrected. If I make a mistake I really do want you guys to inform me of what I did wrong and give me the opportunity to make it right! But this does NOT mean that I want you guys to put me under a microscope and try to find every little thing that I may do wrong because I am already putting myself under a microscope which has not been healthy for me as of late. So PLEASE stop bringing me up as an example of a "perfect cc" or an "unproblematic cc" because I know that if I get that label, the moment I mess up it will be much much worse.

[7/10] Am I a perfect person? NO. Am I trying to be a good person? Yes. I am trying to educate myself on issues as well as try and understand a lot of the troubles that many people go through in my fanbase to try and make the fanbase a better place, but if I am not allowed to be respectfully educated when I mess up then I am losing the ability to learn from my mistakes. I really do want to be a good person, but the stress of consistently trying to be perfect is really not healthy for me. Part of that does come from me however so I am trying to figure out how to manage that on my own, I mean I entered this situation having no idea how to handle a fanbase of any size and I have been learning as I go.

[8/10] Another thing that has been still happening which I have tried again and again to stop is people associating with me and then sending actual threats. Threats of any kind are NEVER okay with me. So if you want to associate any part of your profile pic, bio, etc. then PLEASE never do these kinds of things. Another thing is if you want to associate yourself with me, but get into an argument please try to do so respectfully! So please if you want to get into drama and you decide that you do not want to be respectful about it please do not associate your profile with me. However, I am completely okay with you guys calling out issues and being associated with me as long as you do so in a respectful and educated way! I encourage you guys to try and educate others, but please do it in a respectful way if possible! (I do understand that it may be hard to do it in a respectful manner in some cases, so if you do decide to act in that manner please do not associate your page with me as if enough people see the same common denominators in a profile they will give the fanbase a "toxic" label.)

[9/10] If it will actually make the community, situation, or heck even the world a better place then that is completely okay! But if it is just an insult or a threat that does not add to a discussion then please do not associate your profile with me as it makes me uncomfortable! I tried my best to word this in the way that I was thinking but I know that some things may have not been worded in the best way so I will clarify if needs be!

[10/10] (PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THIS WAS WORDED WRONG! THANK YOU! TLDR: I want to be able to continue to interact with my community, but sadly the stuff that I have seen in SOME (absolutely not all) areas has really rubbed me the wrong way. I really want this message to stick this time, I have tried again and again to establish these boundaries yet I continue to see more and more that just really breaks my heart. [END]

[mad-pride]

Decluttering OCD Flag

Decluttering disorder is when one's obsessions center on throwing items, or clutter, away, characterized by excessive desire to discard objects or getting rid of them. Can be considered the polar opposite of Hoarding OCD. Also called obsessive compulsive spartanism.

Based on OCD flags designed by @variant-archive.

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[sophietexas-updates]

Sophie explained her new (stuffed toy) son's full name!

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*Sophie is holding their newest son, a Build-A-Bear stuffed Longhorn cow.*

Sophie: He’s a longhorn! His name is Freddy. So his full name, he has a birth certificate, it’s downstairs, I figure what’s the point of showing you because it’s just gonna be reversed. But his name is Freddy Bird Bevo Seeger. So Freddy because someone on, uh, twitter said Freddy, I can probably find it but I don’t feel like doing that. And, um, Bird because my friend Techno, lemme- lemme just, like, throw that little flex in there, yeah I do that, I’m sorry.

AboutFiveBees (in chat): freddy or freddie?

Sophie: Um, it’s a Y. Um, so Techno always refers to my animals as, uh, birds, no matter what, so I put his middle name as bird. And then somebody said Bevo and I liked that. Um, and then Seeger because Pete Seeger is one of my favourite folk artists.

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