#transformers quark

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Brainstorm attempts to introduce his crushes

[gods-awesomest-jester]

Small doodle

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

tinyformers Quark hides behind his human's arm

Roddy wants uppies

Drift has flower for u <3

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

silly tinyformers ficlet, starring Brainstorm and Quark:

Your tiny is being harassed.

At least you think he is, because every time you come home, you find Quark hiding somewhere, and when you ask him what's wrong, he chitters and points at the nearest window.

Quark is a pretty jumpy little bot already (it had taken an entire afternoon to convince him that your vacuum wasn't going to eat him) but this is a relatively new development.

At first you think there's a bird of some kind nesting outside your window, but there's no nest when you check and Quark is nonplussed when you change your desktop background to a slideshow of various falcons.

So you set up a camera facing towards the window, wave bye to Quark (you would pet him, but you found out pretty quickly that he hated being pet), and leave for work.

Unsurprisingly, when you come back, Quark has clambered down into the open drawer in your desk that has become his main hiding spot. He's been spooked again.

You had a lot of ideas of what might be scaring him, all of them running through your head as you transfer the video to your computer and start reviewing it, but they're all thrown out the window when you see the real reason.

There's another tiny visiting the window every day.

You give Quark a tired look as he peeks over your arm, glaring at the video from behind his teeny spectacles.

Despite Quark's frantic protests, you do eventually decide to try and catch the other tiny. And it turns out to be very easy, which is surprising given that this is the same tiny who knew to wait for you to leave before pestering Quark.

You just leave your kitchen window partially open and some energon pellets under a very conspicuous box (you didn't expect it to actually work), and when you come home the box-trap as been activated and there's a lot of panicked beeping coming from the inside. When you open the top, the beeping stops and a teal and silver jet-alt tiny looks up at you with wide yellow optics.

You both stare at each other for several seconds before he points at your bedroom door (behind which Quark is safely hidden) and cheeps insistently at you. His wings flutter in excitement when he hears you mention Quark's name and he starts chirruping louder, practically bouncing on his heels.

You sigh.

He's really cute.

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Please consider: brainstorm building Quark a new body in the present day and going back in time to retrieve his spark, looking to everyone else like he’s murdered poor Quark even when he returns to the present day, holding his precious cargo in its special containment device he made just for this, a device designed to make the entire process as comfortable as possible. he places Quark’s spark back in his new body, and…

and Quark’s TERRIFIED of him, because now he’s in a new body that’s his but NOT his and Genitus looks d i f f e r e n t and this version pulled his spark from his body and he doesn’t know where he is and all around it’s a Rough situation.

OH THAT'S HORRIBLE AND I LOVE IT

Brainstorm took such care removing Quark's spark and brain module too! Quark really ought to appreciate all the work Brainstorm put into this rescue; after all, he gets to keep all his memories and not just his personality!

Brainstorm is practically giddy when Quark finally comes online in his new body, completely ignoring any panic from his newly rescued ~beloved~

Quark was always so paranoid! Brainstorm doesn't take his distrust personally uwu. He'll just have to try extra hard to soothe him and make sure those imprinting protocols he input into Quark's processor activate

He's so excited to get Quark calm and comfortable so he can introduce him to all his new friends! Perceptor's gonna be so impressed, hehehe...

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

a messy sketch to go along with the oneshot i wrote last night

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

^^ the fic if anybody is interested

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

I've posted this image of Nightbeat several times, but I'm gonna repost it to give context to the cursed doodle:

From this image my buddy @slug-gore-bug and I developed our beautiful running gag/crack headcanon that Nightbeat just licks random objects in order to "investigate" them.

Then, while I was screenshotting every single head/face from MTMTE (yes this an actual project of mine) I noticed that Quark's head is his microscope lens-

-meaning that if it rained, water would collect in the top of his head, and that concept was just very amusing to me.

So, combined with the previous mention of the Nightbeat-licking-various-objects saga, this came about:

he's sippin' energon out of quark's head

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

I completely misinterpreted your fic summary and thought that it would be brainstorm building himself another QUARK,,,,anyways uhhhhh new horrible fic idea

aSDFGHJK BRAINSTORM NOOOOO

BRAINSTORM BOUTTA GO FULL MESOTHULAS AND BUILD A WHOLE NEW PERSON

AU where instead of going back in time and putting the spark he stole from Luna 1 into Meggy, Brainstorm just straight up builds a clone of Quark and shoves the spark into it ASDFGHJ

Rodimus: hey Brainstorm, what have you been up to lately Brainstorm: oh you know, the usual. Building myself a conjunx :D Rodimus: oh neat. Rodimus: ... Rodimus: that. That was a joke, right? Brainstorm: ...am I in trouble if it wasn't?