((i'm really sorry, i didnt realise my webcam was this shitty)
Dear Nancy,
This pen is dying. Isn't that terrible.
And also.
Wait.
[changes from ink to pencil.] And also. You should know. When I think of you, I think of light and air. I don't know why I have to tell you this it just occurred to me as I was pouring a cup of water that you should know you're pretty. And I don't want you to think I mean pretty like skin and pores (though you are, we all agree; just look a the notes on your selfies.) But you're pretty like. Like I don't know. Like I never did until I looked up at the sy and I realised it was full of lakes and rivers and lagoons that defy reasons, and gravity. GRAVITY!. It's one of the four fundamental forces in the universe and what I'm telling you right now - and believe this, just for a second, even if you don't believe it at all - is that you're so goddamn beautiful you're like hydrogen kissing oxygen, learning to fly and I just wanted a glass of water but I thought you should know. (Also I've just realised this letter is essentially one ling compliment and I hope it made you smile bc then I'll be invincible.)
tagged by keytomysehun, shilbia, and translucentstar
Rule 1. Always post the rules.
Rule 2. Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3. Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.
Rule 4. Let them know you’ve tagged them.
im not going to tag anyone, but if you want to answer my questions feel free to ouo
keytomysehun:
where do you want to live? China
when does summer vacation start for you? it started a while ago :<
do you watch anime? if so, what’s your fave? (if not, i recommend u DO.) YES idk if this is a good thing but i recently got rly hooked on anime o-o it’s hard to determine my favorite but right now im currently obsessed with Attack on Titan. I like CLAMP’s and Studio Glibli’s works a lot
favorite fictional character? does exo count?
do u have a crush on anyone rn? only fictional characters
if you’re an only child do you wish you had siblings? if you have siblings do you wish you were an only child? i just wish i had a cooler older brother or cousin ;_;
what present(s) would you like for your next bday/christmas/etc? don’t rly want anything :<
do you play video games? if so, what’s your fave game and fave game character? (mine’s link dont u fuckin steal him from me ok and vincent valentine too omfg <3) (if not, you should srsly play zelda alfksdja;) yes i do. lolll favorite game series would be kingdom hearts. i don’t rly have a fav game character :c
FAVORITE FOOD(S)?? sorta hooked on corn bread and soda right now. all dem fatty foods
what are your goals for this year? :-) to be PROACTIVE!! stop being a lazy butt and get a freaking 2300 on the SAT :c, dress better, be more attractive in appearance and personality, get fit
plans for summer? shopping, anime, tumblr, and fatty foods
1. How would you escape from prison? call up one of ma homies u feel me?? /fail/
2. What would you name your children? idk some cool name like.. neville or something
3. Who is an inspiration to you? lots of people ;_; mostly my friends
4. What would you do if you found someone that looks just like you? time to be twinies
5. Do you play any musical instruments? If not, do you want to learn to play any? i used to play the piano and flute but i quit both of them. boo. :c i want to learn how to play both of them again and maybe the guitar
6. Favorite beverage? peach soda
7. Have you ever broken any bones? nope
8. What is a movie you’re looking forward to seeing? CARCAPTOR SAKURA THE MOVIE 2 & 3 !!! plz T^T
9. Would you die for anything? If yes, what? if i could become one of dem kpop idols and be fucking perfect then i can die a couple years later plz kamisama
10. Dream job? being an idol (even though that means im practically a slave to SM or some other company)
11. Something you wish you were born with: perfection
1. What 3 places do you want to visit the most? Japan, Korea, Europe
2. Favorite actor/singer? exo (they’re a boy band tho oops)
3. If you were granted three wishes that would come true, what would you wish for? being able to be in an successful idol group, perfection, having the capability to make people happy/comfort them
4. How is your summer/day going? it’s ok. a lot of people thought i was a guy lately. and it was rly awkward going to the restroom at testmasters
5. What/who do you usually daydream about? i daydream about happy moments with my friends
6. Do you have any nicknames? Angie
7. What’s your worst/best memory of high school and why? worst: feeling sad about situations involving friends
8. If someone could tell you the exact day and time that you are going to die, would you let that person tell you? yes
9. What do you regret most so far in life? that time with the scissors, how im ruining my eyes
10. What kind of music do you like? kpop, all indie music, cpop, some jpop
11. Can you tell me 5 facts about yourself? c:
i really like peaches
blue is my favorite color
i get addicted to entertainment like things pretty easily
Tagged by translucentstar, chihaku, yakouse-i, kerwei
Some of these are like weeks old. Sorryyyy.
Post the rules.
Answer the questions that the post asked and come up with 11 new ones.
Tag 10 people and link them to your post.
Tell them that you have tagged them.
Translucentstar's questions:
1. How did you get into tumblr?
- My sister introduced me. Thought it was dumb at first...until I found out how accurately it portrayed my life.
2. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
- FUQ SCHOOL, FUQ BITCHES, FUQ EVERYTHANG. I'd be an anthropology major.
3. What would you do if you knew the world was ending tomorrow?
- I'd hug my cat and keep scrolling down my dash
4. Do you listen to kpop? If so, what are your favorite groups? If you don't, what music do you listen to?
-Not really. More into American and Euro Indie. But honestly, the only genre of music I do not enjoy is dub step. Everything else is fair game.
5. What is your favorite dessert?
-Fried Ice cream
6. Do you watch anime? If so, what was the first anime you finished watching that you enjoyed? If not, what shows do you watch?
- DO.I.WATCH.ANIME??? I AM ANIME. First anime is probably sailor moon tbh. dont hate.
7. How is 2013 going so far?
-shitty
8. What is your best memory?
-I don't dwell in the past
9. If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be and why?
-Zoe Dechanel. She's just hnng.
10. What would you do with a million dollars?
-Take a money bath obv. Just kidding, that's quite unsanitary. I'd use it to pay off my college tuition and use the rest to buy clothes tbh. Boring, but true.
11. Do you stay in your pjs during the weekend or do you change into clothes?
-I don't wear clothes on the weekends. HOOO HAH.
chihaku's questions:
1. If you could be in any place right now with anyone, where would you go and who would you be with?
- Can't I just stay home where it's nice and comfortable? If everyone else left, I'd be pretty happy.
2. Favorite Food?
-You DON'T EVEN KNOW MY LOVE FOR BACON SDJFDSH
3. How did you find Tumblr?
-I was playing Neopets and one of those random events happened that said "You have been chosen to live the life of a hermit crab and be social inept and die without a girlfriend. WELCOME TO TUMBLR BITCH."
4. Favorite Tv show/Movie
-favorite show is Breaking Bad. favorite movie is 21 jump street.
5. OTPs?
-Morgianna x Alibaba from Magi is my main one. will not list others.
6. How do you see yourself in 10 years.
-Completely similar to who I am now. Except maybe with a nursing license and a one room apartment with a bunch of cats.
7. What is the meaning behind your url?
-Tsutchie is a japanese rapper/ beats maker (I think) that was known to contribute to the soundtrack of Samurai Champloo.
8. What is your ideal type of girl?
-I LIEK DEM BIG BOOTY BITCHEZZZZ
9. If you would like to go to the past, stay in the present, or the future and why
- Present. I'm too lazy to think about that stuff.
10. How was your christmas?
-Spent the day at a Viet family party and had a snowball fight. Was pretty boss.
yakouse-i's questions:
1. How's your day?
-I CONQUERED THE FIERY PITS OF HADES AND VANQUISHED MY FIRST THREE HEADED HYDRA, BITCH. FUQ MY DAY.
2. Why did you join Tumblr?
-It was fate. IT WAS FATEEE
3. Where do you live?
-Fuq no anjew. u ain't getin' my address unless u pay nikka
4. Cats or Rabbits?
- I eat rabbits for brunch. Cats are the way to go.
5. Do you launch your pee upside down or do you do a summersault to imitate the pokemon move "flame wheel" while doing so?
- Neither. I grow two other penises and proceed to shoot violently while rotating all three penises across the x-axis. If penis 1 is perpendicular to penis 2, how long is my cats penis in terms of y? show work.
6. How big are your jugs?
-DOUBLE D'S
7. What's yo number???
-555-555-FGGT
8. What do you find interesting?
-Homos
9. Do you like dem milks?
-I do not understand.
10. What did you eat for dinner?
-I filter feed, so it would probably be tiny microbes floating around in the air.
11. You're dying and you need to either implant a camel hump on your head or a hair horse leg. which do you choose?
-horse leg obv. I'D BE THE STAR OF THE TRACK TEAM AND COULD KICK SOMEONE'S JAW OFF.
Kerwei's questions:
1. How are you?
-My back hurts for some odd reason but I have a cat to use as a pillow so it's okay.
2. What is your favorite quote?
-Everything you wrote on my binders in middle school.
3. Where is the prettiest place you have been?
-Toronto, specifically Niagara Falls. YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME NEXT TIME
4. What is your favorite holiday?
-My birthday....which so happens to be on Cinco de Mayo.
5. Sunrise or Sunset?
-sunset. I find sunrises depressing.
6. What cheers you up when you are sad?
-cat. computer. hot chocolate.
7. What is your significant childhood memory?
-I don't like remembering things.
8. Will we keep in touch next year?
-I SURE HOPE SO. I NEED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU MORE. STAY IN TEXAS OKAY???
MY QUESTIONS
1. Bold, caps lock, or italic?
2. When was your last hysterical laugh?
3. How many kids, if any, do you plan to have? name all of them.
4. If I gave you a bear hug, would you accept it?
5. If I gave you a diet coke, would you be offended?
6. How fast do you run a mile?
7. When do you usually sleep at night, if ever?
8. Worst book (including fanfics) you've ever read?
9. CAN YOU FIX MY CHAIR???
10. In what ways did Tumblr ruin your life?
11. If you could have any superpower, given that train A will arrive at station B in half an hour, How would you find the circumference of Barack Obamas head using the function of f is for friends who do stuff together, and substitution for u is for u and me? Just kidding. How are you?
You are so cube, and in case you didn't know, that's 50's lingo for "Cool." Um, I think. Probably. Also, you're insanely gorgeous, but you've been told that multiple times, and if you haven't you should be. You're really nice too, an absolute sweetheart. You're a good soundboard to bounce ideas off of, someone who won't try to dominate and stifle the entire conversation. It's nice and comforting. You're such a lovely person to talk to, lovely all around.
