If you would like to be called ‘sir’ and ‘mister’, as a woman, literally only due to the way you hold your face and the pitch of your voice being much less expressive than most women, as well as dressing comfortably, Autism May Be Right For You!!
If you would like to have a crying and vomiting meltdown at work in front of all 3 of your bosses, two of their family members, all of your coworkers, as well as four customers, literally only because the new uniform shirt you got is made of a material that is flappier than the old one, Autism May Be Right For You!!
If you would like to have every friend you ever make suddenly explode and send you pages and pages of text about how offputting and annoying you are, and that being known to be associated with you made boys avoid them, after years of what you thought was being the best of friends, because it turns out they were never your friend, just someone who spoke to you a few times and asked to hang out once or twice. and then you realize that you had been overstepping boundaries and overstaying your welcome since three months into being friends. and that everything you have ever done with this friend was just entertainment for them and their other real friends. And now because this has happened every single time, you can never feel secure in any relationship you have with anyone, Then Autism May Be Right For You!!
If you would like to be accused of being untrustworthy and a liar and a thief, when you make a report of seeing someone else steal, even though you are one of the most moral rule following people you are aware of, simply because making eye contact with other people while you speak makes you feel dizzy, Then Autism May Be Right For You!!
If you would to be raped on the floor of a house party by a guy you thought was your friend, just because you didn’t realize that he had been using your inability to pick up on ✨✨the vibes✨✨ of bad situations, as well as using your overstimulation as a good, totally normal reason to get you alone in a room? Then Autism May Be Right For You!!
Fr people. Autism isn’t a joke, a fun thing to have, a superpower, or something you would want to have if you don’t already.
