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[nepenthe-of-raine]

Business meetings between the Lord of the Flies and a particular Archangel have turned unexpectedly steamy with the discovery that Beelzebub enjoys the pain of being touched by an angel and Gabriel is only too happy to provide it. But when chasing their mutual pleasure isn't enough to sustain a relationship, they may need some advice from a more well-adjusted couple.

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Other

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens)

Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Humor, Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens), Beelzebub gets a phone, Gabriel drinks cocoa, demons love tetris, Light BDSM, First Time, flies are gross but I just love them okay, assholes in love, Earth is doomed, but I'm pretty sure Aziraphale and Crowley will save it again, Post-Canon, Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens)

Language: English

Published: 2019-08-11

Completed: 2019-08-15

Words: 7,563

Chapters: 5/5

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Basically, this.

[anjizu]

but think about this: gsnk!aokaga with Kagami saying "I like you--r basketball!" and Aomine being like "kk, wanna play 1-on-1?"

This! This is perfect! Yes! For anyone who doesn’t know gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun imagine this: Kagami trying his hardest to confess to Aomine but every time he messes up and says the complete opposite to what he actually wants to say and he and Aomine end up just going nowhere. So Kagami needs help big time thus Kuroko (the aokaga shipper) offers his assistance and they end up with this whole confession plan only for Kagami to mess up by blurting out “I like you--r basketball!” when he and Aomine are shooting hoops at the street ball court one afternoon. Kuroko face palms and gets so fed up with his light for messing up the perfect confession (hey he gets the first bit right at least!) that he uses his misdirection to trip Kagami right into Aomine making them fall on their asses with Kagami on top of Aomine blushing like a virgin and looking all cute and Aomine just falls (literally) for him there and then. I seriously love this idea! Thanks for sharing!! ^.^

[sweetpetrichor]

Get me the fuuuuck out of here. A hundred or so miles sounds good enough???

[vampirdzhiya]

My new backpack is a literal trash bag. I'm going to prove a point.