#traumatizc

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remember that time in until dawn when everyone stood in a line and took turns slapping mike.

{ i don’t , but i believe in it .

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“what else can i ruin today?”

them mcelboys || accepting

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     A sharp pffsh! noise whistles out from between his lips, accompanying a slight shake of the head. “You didn’t ruin anything.” She doesn’t look convinced, though, and yeah, it’s gonna take a little more effort to convince her. Which is yikes! because… wow, feelings are terrible. Shoulda kept shtum about it. “You didn’t. If anything–” Not to sound self-pitying and all o! woe is me! but– “If anything, I might’ve. I mean, I hope I didn’t, and we’re still friends, but–” He shrugs; useless.

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🚫 - Touch my muse and find out they’re cold and clammy on the outside

      One of Josh’s five annual shindigs, the pool party was perhaps his favorite. No one was bitching about the cold or snow, everyone was laughing, the food was great. They were all inside enjoying a few burgers when it struck him – Ashley had never come in from tanning. He excused himself outside and found her on a towel. She looked awful.

     ❝Hey, Ash.❞ His voice is almost a chuckle as he gets on his knees to shake her awake. As he does so, her skin is drenched, and freezing. His smile immediately drops and he takes off her sunglasses. ❝Ashley, hey. Can you hear me? I think you’re sick.❞ As he went to lift her head off the ground, she was undeniably limp. ❝Ashley.❞

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{ @traumatizc !!! y es i can tell that it was a heart, it’s just that the replies make it Go Funk . <3

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Don't 👏Claim 👏 To 👏 Be 👏 a 👏 Real 👏 Gamer 👏 If 👏 You 👏 Cant 👏shove 👏 your 👏entire 👏 gamecube 👏 up 👏 your 👏 asshole.

“I’M NOT INTO THAT.”

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Your friend Richard abruptly tells you he’s gay. You’re fine with it, but you wonder why he’s choosing to tell you now after all these years of friendship. When you ask him, Richard tells you, “I want to be as open and honest as possible with the people I care about. It’s what Harambe would have wanted.” It is at that moment you realize—Dick’s out for Harambe.

{{ … this is the best thing

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Send Me A “👗” And My Muse Will Dress YoursThey’ll put together an outfit for yours based on their personal tastes using This.@traumatizc​

Okay but if you wear this next time we all go out I swear to god you will get so many people’s phone numbers. You will look H-O-T, hot Ash.