Feb 26
honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth
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honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth
kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives
i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.
HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning
met an elderly dude at work today who completely unprompted started talking to me about gender dysphoria and how he wished trans people didn't have to deal with all that, proceeded to reveal how in his career he had accidentally ended up in a mentor position for multiple trans individuals and he liked them all a lot. he then interrupted himself to explain that men are allowed 12 wives, due to the bible. every kind of human you could possibly imagine exists on this green earth.
unrebloggable until i have time to update my blocklist. fuck terfs
Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
you are morally ethicallyand spiritually obligated. to think about gay sex on the clock
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.